Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Would that be Fly Fishing by JR Hartley?

Rockay knows it's 'The Salmon Of Doubt'.

 

[Rocky]

Rockay knows it's 'The Salmon Of Doubt'.

Ha!! I was thinking Midnight’s Children by Salmon Rushdie…….silly me

Doug must stop trawling his bookshelves and fishing for compliments.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ha!! I was thinking Midnight’s Children by Salmon Rushdie…….silly me

Doug must stop trawling his bookshelves and fishing for compliments.

Nice as he is, Rockaay's neighbour, Warren, wishes he'd give him some quiet now and then.

Yes Rocky, just give Warren Peace!


*Ba DUMM Tish!*

 

[stephec]

MDB has the full collection of Ladybird reading books from 1a to 12c, it's just a good job for him that they have pictures in them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has the full collection of Ladybird reading books from 1a to 12c, it's just a good job for him that they have pictures in them.

As an aside, I have a friend who is a train driver and when he was doing his training on hydraulic transmissions, he used an old Ladybird book to illustrate it.

He was slagged off by his classmates... Until the Instructor saw it.

... Apparently Scotrail now use, or used, the pictures for training! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has the full collection of Ladybird reading books from 1a to 12c, it's just a good job for him that they have pictures in them.

Stephec has every single jigsaw depicting a scene from a Ladybird book known to man... TO MAN!!

 

[Hover Fly]

As an aside, I have a friend who is a train driver and when he was doing his training on hydraulic transmissions, he used an old Ladybird book to illustrate it.

He was slagged off by his classmates... Until the Instructor saw it.

... Apparently Scotrail now use, or used, the pictures for training! 😆

The Ladybird book of locomotives was written by a very well known railway author under a pseudonym, so don't (k)nock it.

 

[stephec]

Things seemed to be on the up for MDB lately when he made it through to the final auditions of the new Famous Five film, unfortunately he blotted his copybook by getting into character as Timmy the dog a bit too much and mounting the casting director's leg.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Things seemed to be on the up for MDB lately when he made it through to the final auditions of the new Famous Five film, unfortunately he blotted his copybook by getting into character as Timmy the dog a bit too much and mounting the casting director's leg.

It was a very nice leg I'll have you know! 🥴

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Ladybird book of locomotives was written by a very well known railway author under a pseudonym, so don't (k)nock it.

O.S. I see, but I'm not!

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has been commissioned to write the Ladybird book of Post a Lie highlights. To date, he hasn’t found anything to write about.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been commissioned to write the Ladybird book of Post a Lie highlights. To date, he hasn’t found anything to write about.

The only highlight I have found so far is the glimmer from Rockaay's bald head 😆

 

[stephec]

MDB won't admit to anyone that he has grey hair, he claims that it's, 'chestnut brown with silver highlights.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB won't admit to anyone that he has grey hair, he claims that it's, 'chestnut brown with silver highlights.'

I AM BLONDE... RIGHT?! 😆

Stephec sports one mean Comb - Over... I mean, even 'The Baldy Man' (Gregor Fisher) couldn't hold a candle to his bonce!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It's very dangerous to hold a candle to MDB's bonce. It's where the methane comes from.