Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ming the Merciless]

Rocky has just tweeted about his small boat and is upset that he is not in the news.

 

[Speicher]

MTM has just bought some Walkers crisps and that will be on tonight's news.

 

[Rocky]

As ever Wol is commenting in a balanced way........here's a picture of her sitting on the fence

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph isn't really surprised by any of this. He'd be the first to admit he's seen the Rocky (and Doug) Horror Show at his local theatre 213 times.

Which really raises more questions than answers, considering it has only been performed 104 times so far

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As ever Wol is commenting in a balanced way........here's a picture of her sitting on the fence

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Rocky got himself barred from the local Pub with his Owl impression. Unfortunately it was a Barn Owl at full screech.

He now feels like a right twit twoo

 

[Rocky]

A bloke went up to Doug in a pub and asked if he'd be up for doing an impression of a pheasant.

"Sure", Doug said, "I'm game".

 

[Andy in Germany]

When Rocky was asked this he thought the enquirer said "peasant".

So he carried on behaving as normal.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A bloke went up to Doug in a pub and asked if he'd be up for doing an impression of a pheasant.

"Sure", Doug said, "I'm game".

Down his local fahrrad club, Andy is nicknamed 'Pheasant', as he is more often than not, seen cowering at the side of the road every time a car passes.

 

[dan_bo]

MDB has been tapped up for Match of the Day

 

[Rocky]

Dan Bo's budgie broke its leg. So he splinted it with a match. You should see the budgie's little face light up when it tried to walk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has been tapped up for Match of the Day

Dan was deemed too right wing and BBC loving for the role

 

[Andy in Germany]

Dan Bo's budgie broke its leg. So he splinted it with a match. You should see the budgie's little face light up when it tried to walk.

Was that the Match of the Day?

IGMC

 

[Rocky]

Talking of matches.......Andy has just joined an online dating group for arsonists. They send him new matches everyday.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of matches.......Andy has just joined an online dating group for arsonists. They send him new matches everyday.

... Whereas Rocky is often just seen arson around!

*BOOM BOOM*

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, no, wait, these are meant to be lies! ☺️😆