Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB, colly's therapist

 

[Rocky]

26 knows it’s a good job he didn’t put an extra space in the word therapist.……or Colly would be consulting his solicitor right now.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky knows about his solicitor's briefs, since that time in dropped them in the corridor to the Courts.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher is just glad it wasn't Drago's briefs

 

[Rocky]

Talking of briefs, 26 has messaged Shaun asking him to change this to the 'Pants on Fire' thread.

And as 26 always fights fire with fire, I think we can all sleep safe in our beds.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has rocks in his bed, and rocks around the clock.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky watches old repeats of London's Burning just so he can fantasise about debriefing them all, especially 'Sicknote' and Geoff!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has rocks in his bed, and rocks around the clock.

All uphill sleeps in a hammock for this very reason

 

[All uphill]

MDB hasn't slept since 1979

 

[Rocky]

All Uphill had trouble waking up in the mornings. He went to his doctor who advised sleeping in a herb garden. He now wakes up on thyme.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB hasn't slept since 1979

And it feels like it, it feels like it!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All Uphill had trouble waking up in the mornings. He went to his doctor who advised sleeping in a herb garden. He now wakes up on thyme.

Rocky just goes to his good friend, Corri, who gives him a nice, soothing 'ander.

 

[Rocky]

Doug stole 100s of cans of Red Bull from his local store. I don’t know how he can sleep at night


(The old ones are the best ones……well possibly the second best ones)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky used to try and impress Mrs Rocky by always pretending to be The Man With The Milk Tray.

At first Mrs Rocky was flattered... But he had to wash his outfit each day - The grass and mud stains were the least of it, besides, the rope burns on his hands meant he was having trouble blowing her up every day.

 

[Rocky]

Doug accused me of stealing his Kit Kat. I wish he’d give me a break.