Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver. He turned a few heads.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After 'the accident', nobody can ever accuse Rockay of being anything other than flathead...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker was the first person ever to customize a tractor with chrome-plated wheel rims and a custom paint job.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

N

Mad Doug Biker was the first person ever to customize a tractor with chrome-plated wheel rims and a custom paint job.

Ming gets all unnecessary at the song

'Do you think my tractors Sexy?'

 

[Ming the Merciless]

N


Ming gets all unnecessary at the song

'Do you think my tractors Sexy?'

Mad Doug Biker wrote the song

The lyrics are

Do you think my tractors sexy, when they roll in through the town?
The engine rumbling like thunder and I'm never comin' down

Do you think my tractors sexy, got chrome wheel rims and paint
My engine's music drive me crazy, and I just can't restrain

I'm gonna take it for a ride now, 'cuz I never stick around
That tractor's my source of freedom, 'cross the whole countryside

Do you think my tractors sexy, got chrome wheel rims and paint
My engine's music drive me crazy, and I just can't restrain

…

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker wrote the song

The lyrics are

Do you think my tractors sexy, when they roll in through the town?
The engine rumbling like thunder and I'm never comin' down

Do you think my tractors sexy, got chrome wheel rims and paint
My engine's music drive me crazy, and I just can't restrain

I'm gonna take it for a ride now, 'cuz I never stick around
That tractor's my source of freedom, 'cross the whole countryside

Do you think my tractors sexy, got chrome wheel rims and paint
My engine's music drive me crazy, and I just can't restrain

…

... Ergo, Ming gets all unnecessary and hot under the collar, I rest my case!

...See! He even knows all the words and everything!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug Biker is completely, utterly, 100 %, sane.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Mad Doug Biker is completely, utterly, 100 %, sane.

So is Colly.

 

[colly]

So is Colly.

Wibble

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is completely, utterly, 100 %, sane.

Oi! I resemble that remark!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wibble

Colly actually knows that it is more like being so utterly tormented by past things so much that you cry and scream at the sky, you go on super high energy walks just to punch and kick inanimate objects, like trees, whilst you yell at full volume... He knows you feel so utterly bereft, like every mistake you have ever made is being judged, like you are somehow being watched... And inside, you just feel so utterly empty, like something has died and nothing you do will change that, but you still want to cry at the moon and hurt yourself because that pain is bigger than what you are feeling so you do it again and again until you are bloody and bruised and cannot carry on.
He knows the guilt, the pain, the sadness, the regret, the utter, utter regret!
And then there are the dreams... The dreams so vivid and real that you wake up in a panic, only for it to take up to a few minutes to realise that it isn't real, it isn't happening now... And yet...



It isn't 'wibble'.

 

[colly]

Colly actually knows that it is more like being so utterly tormented by past things so much that you cry and scream at the sky, you go on super high energy walks just to punch and kick inanimate objects, like trees, whilst you yell at full volume... He knows you feel so utterly bereft, like every mistake you have ever made is being judged, like you are somehow being watched... And inside, you just feel so utterly empty, like something has died and nothing you do will change that, but you still want to cry at the moon and hurt yourself because that pain is bigger than what you are feeling so you do it again and again until you are bloody and bruised and cannot carry on.
He knows the guilt, the pain, the sadness, the regret, the utter, utter regret!

It isn't 'wibble'.

Wibble

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So is Colly.

Colly knows exactly what I said above 🙄🤷🙄🤷🙄🤷🙄

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wibble

Why do that?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Andy In Germany now knows I am not ignoring Colly...