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[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's internet router is in his basement.

You could say that he comes from a LAN down under.

When ever he enters his local pub, you can always be treated to a rousing performance of

'ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
OI OI OI
ROCKY
OI!
ROCKY
OI!
ROCKY ROCK ROCKY
OI OI OI!'

By the staff

 

[stephec]

After MDB's swearing off alcohol for lent six of his local pubs were forced to close.

 

[Rocky]

Steph is telling lies again. He’s right about Doug going alcohol-free for lent but he knows all twelve pubs in Doug’s locality have closed as a result, as have four off-licences and a large branch of Tescos.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky buys his gin and rum in Tresco.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After MDB's swearing off alcohol for lent six of his local pubs were forced to close.

Only 6? How VERY dare you!!

Steph is telling lies again. He’s right about Doug going alcohol-free for lent but he knows all twelve pubs in Doug’s locality have closed as a result, as have four off-licences and a large branch of Tescos.

Rocky knows me only too well! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky buys his gin and rum in Tresco.

Being dyslexic, Speicher was once responsible for a particularly infamous incident back in the late '80s' where, for a house party, she went to Texaco and bought several gallons of unleaded for people to drink...

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug likes women who drink. In fact he likes a port in every girl…….I think that’s the sailor in him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug likes women who drink. In fact he likes a port in every girl…….I think that’s the sailor in him.

In his younger days, Rockaay was a Cox for his local rowing club, but his crew quickly learned not to hand him a bottle of port with any amount in it.

Not because he'd drink it all, oh no no no... But because he'd take a swig and pass it to the left, letting go of it so that it would go overboard, much to the chargin of his crew...

 

[Rocky]

Talking of port, Doug can’t say Cockburns without his eyes watering.

 

[Dayvo]

Mad Doug likes women who drink. In fact he likes a port in every girl…….I think that’s the sailor in him.

And not just sailors! 😳

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of port, Doug can’t say Cockburns without his eyes watering.

Being the mature and veritable man of the world, Rockay never, ever sniggers like a Schoolboy at the place name 'Cockermouth'.

And not just sailors! 😳

Dayvo is strangely jealous, can't you tell?

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug is getting let out of prison after 50 years. The question is: should he rent the flat next to Accy?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is getting let out of prison after 50 years. The question is: should he rent the flat next to Accy?

Rockaay is advising me against it, saying that Accy is too violent!

 

[Rocky]

Rockaay is advising me against it, saying that Accy is too violent!

I think Accy’s dress sense might be visually violent……a sight to cause sore eyes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I think Accy’s dress sense might be visually violent……a sight to cause sore eyes.

Rocky secretly admires said dress sense and copies it where possible