Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

26 calls mushy peas "northern guacamole".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB often wishes that he was on a different planet.

That's not a lie.

26 calls mushy peas "northern guacamole".

Rz knows that the very notion of them gives me 'the boke'. Tomato Juice and ketchup too.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB's fave sandwich has Tomato juice infused bread with a thick mushy pea filling garnished with ketchup. Mmmmmmm

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's fave sandwich has Tomato juice infused bread with a thick mushy pea filling garnished with ketchup. Mmmmmmm

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[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's fave sandwich has Tomato juice infused bread with a thick mushy pea filling garnished with ketchup. Mmmmmmm

tBt is a manky twat

 

[All uphill]

Doug's favourite meal is brussel sprouts with bananas and honey.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's favourite meal is brussel sprouts with bananas and honey.

I have heard of worse.

As for Au, he boils his sprouts for at least 48 hours.

 

[All uphill]

I have heard of worse.

As for Au, he boils his sprouts for at least 48 hours.

That would improve them a bit. My preferred method is to use a flamethrower on them.

Like many men approaching middle age Doug is finding hair sprouting in odd places. He was surprised, however, by the blonde curls on the soles of his feet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That would improve them a bit. My preferred method is to use a flamethrower on them.

Like many men approaching middle age Doug is finding hair sprouting in odd places. He was surprised, however, by the blonde curls on the soles of his feet.

Steam them, they at least end up solid and not just gooey mush.

Au often has to shave the palms of his hands.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When MDB had twin girls he called the first born Kate. The second he named Dupli-Kate.

 

[Drago]

Since Brexit, twenty-six by twenty five has been rounded up and is now known as Old One Inch.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Since Brexit, twenty-six by twenty five has been rounded up and is now known as Old One Inch.

Mrs Drago knows only too well all about... No, I can't 😆

 

[stephec]

MDB prefers to measure in millimeteres.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec has been told a million times not to exagerate.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec has been told a million times not to exagerate.

Speicher knows men have 3 different 'sizes'.

Small, Medium and Liar.