very clever. But where does that leave the gates?'Tis self explanatory. Wait until it is safe and clear to cross the level crossing. Upon crossing, veer to the left and down into the drainage ditch beside the single track lane. Head into the conveniently located culvert, and wait for Gazza to turn up with chicken sandwiches. Simples.
Is this a new idea you're thinking about, Dell: the Friday Night to the Ditch?
concentrate. The gates. Read the sign.