Fat Lars
Well-Known Member
What do you want first? The good news or the bad news?Another serious one from a doctor:
"Well it's obviously not good news"
Phrases that can Chill your Blood
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roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
do farts have lumps. 
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
"This Is A Party Political Broadcast............."
newts
Veteran
- Location
- Isca Dumnoniorum
When the Proctologist says, just relax we're just going in a bit further!
And now on BBC 1, the acclaimed gritty new crime drama, Department BllX.
It has a ludicrous plot, some sex scenes, a claim to realism that is clearly not justified and a series of bizarrely underlit work environments that makes you wonder whether the police are in fact owls.
Episode 1. Lots of gunshots, a car chase through Docklands and useless actors trying to look moody and failing.
It has a ludicrous plot, some sex scenes, a claim to realism that is clearly not justified and a series of bizarrely underlit work environments that makes you wonder whether the police are in fact owls.
Episode 1. Lots of gunshots, a car chase through Docklands and useless actors trying to look moody and failing.
FrankCrank
Old layabout
Gotta love those crime series eh. There's always an episode where the 'Chief Super' is dressed up in his tux, off to a back-slapping function, whilst the main character has his nose to the grindstone, solving another baffling incident. Not saying the writers are lazy or anything
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
"...and this uears budget sees an additional 50 pence levied on pipe tobacco..."
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
When I worked for a big company I was in several meetings where a 'person who think he is important' gave a passionate monologue about a new project
normally with several visual aids - possibly even Powerpoint if available
and references to the VERY high up people that he had spoken to that supported this wonderful new project
and then - the statement
"the needs to be accomplished at no cost to my department in either Hardware or Software or time" follwed by a very short justification in terms of blah blah blah blah
Oh great - so it's my job to perform a miracle then
again
normally with several visual aids - possibly even Powerpoint if available
and references to the VERY high up people that he had spoken to that supported this wonderful new project
and then - the statement
"the needs to be accomplished at no cost to my department in either Hardware or Software or time" follwed by a very short justification in terms of blah blah blah blah
Oh great - so it's my job to perform a miracle then
again
My granddaughter aged 7ish....after a large fart......"oh, that was a wet one"do farts have lumps.
She is 19 now but we still recall that one.
FishFright
More wheels than sense
I miss those days too , nowadays 2 or 3 hours and I'm done in !
