Phrases that can Chill your Blood

[semakof]

"Not today!"

 

[gbb]

My granddaughter aged 7ish....after a large fart......"oh, that was a wet one"
She is 19 now but we still recall that one.

Or my SILs call yo my daughter...
'Do me a favour, bring me some underpants and trousers to work will you ?
'Why ?'
'I sharted...'

 

[Dave7]

Or my SILs call yo my daughter...
'Do me a favour, bring me some underpants and trousers to work will you ?
'Why ?'
'I sharted...'

Never heard that phrase but its self explanatory .
Was at a company conference once. All the drinks were free. Next morning a group of us were chatting when one farted.
His face turned pale and he just turned and ran.
Later he told us the, yes, he had followed through.

 

[oldwheels]

I presume you've not had a cystoscopy then.

In the “ good old days “ you got a general anaesthetic. I had lots done in the 1980’s but I shudder to think of getting one without.

 

[Sharky]

In the “ good old days “ you got a general anaesthetic. I had lots done in the 1980’s but I shudder to think of getting one without.

I'm on a "Watch" and get called in for a flexible cystoscopy every 12mths - not under G/A!

 

[gbb]

'Have you got a minute?'

At work, it inevitably means another job, another change in priorities..and its NEVER EVER a one minute job.

 

[oldwheels]

I'm on a "Watch" and get called in for a flexible cystoscopy every 12mths - not under G/A!

Nobody gets a G/A now but I had a total of nearly 20 over a 10 year period being also at that time on a "watch"

 

[Sharky]

Nobody gets a G/A now but I had a total of nearly 20 over a 10 year period being also at that time on a "watch"

One of the earlier ones, was a "rigid cystoscopy" to remove some "abnormal" cells. This was under G/A. Have been clear since.

 

[Drago]

"Welcome, President Sturgeon."

 

[cookiemonster]

"Welcome, President Sturgeon."

That warms the cockles of my heart.

 

[AndyRM]

Not a phrase but women with bright red lipstick and bright white teeth (apologies if that's you are somebody that you know).
It seems to be the current trend on TV at the moment, Nadiya Hussein is a particularly extreme example.

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While I agree that it's a weird look, that has totally been photoshopped.

 

[Gunk]

'Have you got a minute?'

At work, it inevitably means another job, another change in priorities..and its NEVER EVER a one minute job.

or a bollocking

 

[Drago]

"And new in at number 1, Jonathan King ft The Gary Glitter Band..."

 

[Mrs M]

“I don’t mean to interfere, but”
(MIL)

 

[biggs682]

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