Phrases that can Chill your Blood

[mudsticks]

I miss weekends when I could just do nothing.

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To be fair I also miss weekends when I could go out to a three day illegal rave party from hell, but here we are.

Ah the luxury of having options, to do either - the little darlings do grow up..
Eventually

So you can look forwards to the day that your kids ask if you're 'coming out to play?'

And it not be in the sandpit..

Although three days straight would be a bit of an ask nowadays. 😁

 

[steverob]

On packaging of a food item that you previously enjoyed: "New and Improved Recipe"

Great, there's another thing that's now going to taste worse...

 

[raleighnut]

We might need to do overtime to finish this for Friday

 

[mudsticks]

"Are you busy?"

Always have a clipboard and pen ready for these inquiries.

Ponder a moment, write something inscrutable, but complicated looking..

Stride off , looking as if you're about to save the world single handedly.

On packaging of a food item that you previously enjoyed: "New and Improved Recipe"

Great, there's another thing that's now going to taste worse...

Similarly with any tech that I've just managed to wrap my non tecchy brain around..

Arrgghh, nooo.!!

Don't 'update' it you b*ggers...

 

[Hover Fly]

From a medical bod, looking at test results or something
”Silence!”

 

[BrumJim]

From a medical bod, looking at test results or something
”Silence!”

Or:
"Hmm. Do you have any plans for next week?"

 

[Fat Lars]

Have you got a minute?

 

[Sharky]

We'd like you all to read this book "who moved my cheese"

 

[Specialeyes]

In the same vein as

Have you got a minute?

We need to talk...

 

[Badger_Boom]

Contact!

 

[roadrash]

The mother in law is coming for tea

 

[keithmac]

Can you just..

 

[Dave7]

{ulster accent} "I know where you live.."

Happened to someone I know.
Car stolen with gun at his head.......this was to plant a bomb.
They took his wallet then said the above words.
Sends shivers down the spine.

 

[Dave7]

I have a couple of genuine ones........
Doctor. "What do you think it is"?
Me. "Cancer"?
Doctor....."yes, thats what we are thinking".

 

[markemark]

Smell this.