Phrases that can Chill your Blood

[mickle]

Drop your underwear, lie on your side and bring your knees up to your chest.

 

[bagpuss]

When your dentist says " A bit wider please"

 

[Ian H]

Rail Replacement Bus Service

Two recently: one from Basingstoke which missed the connecting train at Salisbury, and one from Exeter where, because of roadworks in front of the station, they'd hidden the bus round the back, but not told anyone. The driver was just battening the hatches when we arrived.

 

[Fat Lars]

I've recently had this one for real. And it did chill the blood a bit............ Have you got permission to do that?

 

[Fat Lars]

....and.......... "Oi , are you having a laugh? "

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[PeteXXX]

"That's enough AC/DC & Metallica.... Put your hands together for our Folk trio"

 

[Sharky]

Drop your underwear, lie on your side and bring your knees up to your chest.

I presume you've not had a cystoscopy then.

 

[carpiste]

And tonight for England we have Harry Kane and Harry MaGuire starting......

 

[carpiste]

..... and yes, they both scored! but it is Albania!

 

[Grant Fondo]

'UNPACKING' .... i was on a corporate webinar this afternoon and that sodding phrase was used to death. No one will say 'we just don't know'

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

'UNPACKING' .... i was on a corporate webinar this afternoon and that sodding phrase was used to death. No one will say 'we just don't know'

but doesn't 'unpacking' mean to take something down to basics so we cna understand it better


or am I being naive in thinking that words should be used in meeting to mean what they mean
rather than used to mean what the presenter is wanting them to sound like they mean - i.e. marketing

 

[FrankCrank]

Back in my IT days, there were a lot of 'steak holders' and 'movers & shakers'.
Or, was someone holding a steak that was moving and shaking - twas all such a long time ago.

 

[Chris S]

Not a phrase but women with bright red lipstick and bright white teeth (apologies if that's you are somebody that you know).
It seems to be the current trend on TV at the moment, Nadiya Hussein is a particularly extreme example.

 

[Dave7]

Drop your underwear, lie on your side and bring your knees up to your chest.

Happened to me once.
Female Doctor. I started to get concerned when she put a rubber glove on.
She told me "you must relax or it could hurt".
I recall thinking "oh yes, relax while you shove your fingers up my bum"