Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Although he still makes music, Craig David is currently part of the GB Olympic archery management team where he is the bow selector.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Craig David has no surname, only a christian and middle name.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Craig David, actor and PhD cosmologist also has "No" surname.
Which is why he's starring in the "Dr No" remake.
Which is why he's starring in the "Dr No" remake.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Interestingly, nobody knows which is which so the convention is just to list them alphabetically.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Craig David originally released his songs in Latin to appease the Catholic Church. One of his best hits amongst the Vatican was “B. selecta turbam dicens”
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Francis "Frankie" Boyle was ordained at the age of sixteen and rose rapidly through the ranks of the Catholic Church but chose to do so incognito
Made Cardinal of Buenos Aries, his subsequent anointing as "Pope Francis" made him the first Glaswegian in the sacred post.
To this day he eschews English lest his secret be discovered through his broad glaswegian accent. Spanish and Latin are his preferred tongues, but he occasionally uses Aramaic, the "language of Jesus", so little known that he can get away with swearing like an absolute [redacted], just like old times.
Made Cardinal of Buenos Aries, his subsequent anointing as "Pope Francis" made him the first Glaswegian in the sacred post.
To this day he eschews English lest his secret be discovered through his broad glaswegian accent. Spanish and Latin are his preferred tongues, but he occasionally uses Aramaic, the "language of Jesus", so little known that he can get away with swearing like an absolute [redacted], just like old times.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
In the 1980's, a group of protesters tried to disrupt the working of society by going on a work to rule, and obeying every law of the land to the letter. As they were the opposite of normal rebels, that aim to disrupt society by breaking the 'norms', they were described as 'Contra-Rebels'.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
The Dutch are historically the tallest nation in Europe, but since the construction of the polders and dykes, this is changing, as the shorter ones no longer drown.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The Dutch only appear taller as their tape measures shrunk during the great dyke bust of 1925. If they used the same tape measures as other countries you would know they are only on average 1.42 metres tall.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
In the Netherlands conjoined twins are called Double Dutch.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Is this a reference to Emmeline Pankhurst?
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Dutch roundabouts are approximate
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The Dutch invented the moustache and it became a fashionable adornment. Some years later Dutch men also started to wear them.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Hence the expression going Dutch which relates to the moustache style of pubic hair.
