Odd factoids

[Dave7]

This one is True.....really factual.
If you multiply your age by the number of hairs in both nostrils it equals (exactly) the number of tears you can spill in one minute.
Try it.....it really works.
But you must pull every single hair out to be accurate.
Let me know how it goes.

 

[Andy_R]

Being kicked in the testicles is more painful than childbirth.

 

[classic33]

Being kicked in the testicles is more painful than childbirth.

If you'd the former, would you know about the latter?

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Terry Pratchett’s Discworld is the REAL world. Sadly, we live in a dream.

 

[classic33]

Different people have different sneezing styles and these styles are genetically determined. So, the members of a given family will have similar sneezing styles which will be different than the sneezing styles of other families.

 

[Threevok]

The iPhone XI will drop facial recognition, in favor of a DNA based system

Users will be required to spit on the screen and wipe it on their backside, in order to unlock the phone.

This will also serve as a screen cleaning device, at no extra cost

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The hover bike exists and is used by top secret organisations

 

[Dave7]

The iPhone XI will drop facial recognition, in favor of a DNA based system

Users will be required to spit on the screen and wipe it on their backside, in order to unlock the phone.

This will also serve as a screen cleaning device, at no extra cost

As in....outside your jeans or drop your kecks and actually wipe it on your backside
Or.....
No I wont go there.

 

[Threevok]

As in....outside your jeans or drop your kecks and actually wipe it on your backside

Your jeans I suppose, unless you have a bottom as clean as a man called David

 

[Andy_R]

If you'd the former, would you know about the latter?

Have you ever been kicked in the testicles? And then wanted it to happen again?

 

[classic33]

Have you ever been kicked in the testicles? And then wanted it to happen again?

Yes, but it can't happen again. Or if it does, I'll not know.

Still doesn't answer how you'd know the second part though.

 

[Dirk]

Ed Milliband was modelled on Beaker from the Muppets.

 

[Drago]

And Beaker committed suicide when he found out.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Terry Pratchett’s Discworld is the REAL world. Sadly, we live in a dream.

Oh good. Can someone wake me up please because this dream is scary and doesn't make any sense.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Have you ever been kicked in the testicles? And then wanted it to happen again?

I've been unable to find the video of Paul Merton where he meets the guy who held the world record for being kicked in the nuts (Bibhuti Nayak) but I did find something similar...



You couldn't pay me enough for that.