Another newbie from Wigan !
Hi to everyone on the forums, which seem very friendly and helpful.
Hello Pie Ea.....er, well probably best not to go down that route. Only been a member myself for a short while but they seem a pretty friendly bunch. So far nobody's shot me down in flames or ridiculed me. Mind you, I'll have been married for 25 years next year so I'm pretty used to humiliation and ridicule. As you may have already noticed there are quite a few on here from the G.M. area and the North West in general so quite a few useful bits of information have already come my way.
Now then, just got to fill out my application form for the GBR cycling team for Rio:
Dear Bradley.....er maybe not.
Dear Sir Chris.....hmm, no that's not going to do it.
Aha!! Got it:
Dear Victoria,
I wonder if you could have a word in the right quarters about me joining the GBR Olympic cycling squad for Rio. I must admit to being a little rusty but I've just bought a new bike and have been watching the cycling on tele so I think I've got it nailed. I can do some training on Tuesdays, or every other Thursday if necessary so you can rely on me to see off "Johnny Foreigner" and bring back the gongs for Britain.
Look forward to hearing from you,
Regards,
Fudgepanda.
P.S. thought you looked great in those shorts.
There we go, that ought to do it. I'll just bang that off and then it's down to the late night Tandoori followed by a few pints of Mild and then I'll get into the serious training.