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[Deleted member 26715]

Ran over my glasses this morning with the fork truck at work grrrr. Luckily I've got a spare pair to hand

Why did you do that, couldn't you see them, was that because you weren't wearing them?

 

[Salty seadog]

It's only got to cut a three metre rebate 12.8mm deep in MDF. I'll try it in multiple shallow passes. It really has to be worth a go. The worst thing that could happen is that the "carbide" tip spins off and severs my carotid artery.

I'll hope and pray for you. Send a flare up if you need help.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. It has stopped raining here momentarily!
I have got to go for a PSA test in a while. Just thinking of things to do in the meantime!

 

[Salty seadog]

Morning. It has stopped raining here momentarily!
I have got to go for a PSA test in a while. Just thinking of things to do in the meantime!

Hope for a good day dude.

 

[Illaveago]

It's raining again!
I've washed up.
I might put my shoes on .

 

[Deleted member 26715]

37th wedding anniversary today, now the question of card, she says we're not bothering but is it a trick? If I don't get one & she has I'll be in trouble, if I do get one & she hasn't I'll be in trouble, decisions decisions

 

[raleighnut]

Likewise here.

Although ketchup is one of the key ingredients of sweet & sour sauce (see Hairy Bikers Asian Adventure - Hong Kong episode)

I use Tomato puree with Vinegar and Sugar and the juice of a tin of Pineapple (Juice not Syrup) if I'm putting it in but only with Pork (don't fancy Chicken and Pineapple)

 

[classic33]

It's only got to cut a three metre rebate 12.8mm deep in MDF. I'll try it in multiple shallow passes. It really has to be worth a go. The worst thing that could happen is that the "carbide" tip spins off and severs my carotid artery.

Getting blood stains out of MDF is nigh on impossible.

 

[mybike]

You sound like one those nobbers who put ketchup in a bacon butter when everyone knows it's brown sauce...

Anyone who adds anything, other than an egg, to a bacon buttie is lacking in discernment.

Sausage or bacon rolls = brown sauce - preferably the HP or Branston fruity variety
Fish fingers or chips = ketchup
Anything else is wrong except for English mustard on cold sausage rolls.

No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Indeed, no!

 

[mybike]

Did the lambs like their lasagnas?

Lamb as opposed to beef. I had some lamb mince on yellow sticker that needed to be used. In the meantime, there are about 30 sheep in the field and two inches of water in my neighbour's garden.

 

[Illaveago]

I must congratulate Q&B's on doing an excellent job of hiding the wire wool. I searched the plumbing section where I would expect to find it , but nothing !

 

[Gravity Aided]

37th wedding anniversary today, now the question of card, she says we're not bothering but is it a trick? If I don't get one & she has I'll be in trouble, if I do get one & she hasn't I'll be in trouble, decisions decisions

Buy one, sign it, keep it in your desk.

 

[classic33]

37th wedding anniversary today, now the question of card, she says we're not bothering but is it a trick? If I don't get one & she has I'll be in trouble, if I do get one & she hasn't I'll be in trouble, decisions decisions

Buy the card, no specific year on it. If she presents you with a card you can say "I got you this one". If not you can save it whilst next year.

 

[roadrash]

And all the while mrs phaeton is doing the same thing

 

[Maverick Goose]

Buy the card, no specific year on it. If she presents you with a card you can say "I got you this one". If not you can save it whilst next year.

Better play it safe! May the Force be with you