This close to Halloween!
What about Cherry polish!!
They never found that copy of The Wurzels LP or The Floral Dance by Terry Wogan you bought all those years ago.I just looked in my post box and found a letter stamped "Federal Justice Department" Fortunately, I knew it was my Criminal Records Check that I need for work. Because of the nature of my work I had to get an "Extended check" and to my surprise this included a check of the UK Criminal records; I haven't lived in the UK for about a quarter of a century.
It shows that I have no criminal record. I knew this already so why am I relieved?