Bus driver took a wrong turn on our way to Wimborne this morning so we had a bit of a detour. He explained it was only his second day on that route. There was a fair bit of good natured banter, offers to drive the bus etc.
That does remind me of an occasion I was on the service bus at Craignure collecting touroid from the ferry. Driver sitting in his seat taking fares when an uncouth looking figure appeared.
"Hullo Duncan how are you today, can I sit in your seat for wee while?"
" I like this how do you start it up, is it this button here?"
"Sounds good I often fancied driving one of these things can I have a go?"
Duncan replies " Sure I am off for my tea break anyway"
Passengers are getting a bit restive and looking nervous as the bus pulls out.
In fact Ludge as he was known as was the designated driver.