Mundane News (Part 1)

[hopless500]

My version is funnier.

<raspberry>

 

[PeteXXX]

My phone case just broke

 

[hopless500]

My OH has done Snake Pass today - he Strava'd it and was 3rd on most bits (particularly the steep bits). Not bad for a 50 yr old!!!

 

[classic33]

Where's tha bin?

Hong Kong.

Na...where's tha wheelie bin?

Me wheelie bin to Hong Kong.

Silly bugger!

 

[lozcs]

Replaced screen on parents iPad last night...

Went to doctors today to gouge out the shard of glass from my finger..

 

[Saluki]

Out of milk so just off to Waitrose. Expensive I know but cheaper than driving 12 miles to Asda for a litre of moo juice.

 

[swee'pea99]

Out of milk so just off to Waitrose. Expensive I know but cheaper than driving 12 miles to Asda for a litre of moo juice.

You should buy a cow. They're excellent value for money, good with children, and provide an excellent conversational opener. And milk.

 

[classic33]

Out of milk so just off to Waitrose. Expensive I know but cheaper than driving 12 miles to Asda for a litre of moo juice.

Got to ask this. But where do you think that most of the milk in supermarkets comes from?

 

[jayonabike]

Now watching the Mrs paint her nails whilst she watches corrie. I'm also helping my Son eat his way through a large packet of M&Ms

 

[vernon]

You should buy a cow. They're excellent value for money, good with children, and provide an excellent conversational opener. And milk.

I had a friend that died drinking milk.

The cow fell on him.

 

[Arch]

You should buy a cow. They're excellent value for money, good with children, and provide an excellent conversational opener. And milk.

For the smaller garden, goats work too.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have a scab on my left shoulder & I'm not sure why..

 

[The Jogger]

I had a friend that died drinking milk.

The cow fell on him.

Did he have a fetish?

 

[vernon]

Pull the udder one.....

I had to pull him from udderneath the cow.

 

[vernon]

I have a scab on my left shoulder & I'm not sure why..

You should picket it.