Mundane News (Part 1)

[tyred]

I'm going to be changing an axle on a Sturmey AW3 this evening....

 

[hopless500]

Where's ya bin?

Hong Kong.

No...where's ya wheely bin?

I've wheely bin to Hong Kong.

My version is China, not Hong Kong

 

[Lullabelle]

It was bin day yesterday.

Our bin day is Tuesday, scruffy bunch across the road put their recycle bags out days before, leaving them at the mercy of foxes

 

[Frood42]

we also have bin collection on Tuesday

 

[jayonabike]

I'm watching the Mrs do the ironing. Our bins were emptied this morning.

 

[TVC]

Just paid the bills.

 

[dan_bo]

Sod this weekday $hit, i'm off for a pint.

 

[Hill Wimp]

A man has fallen asleep on my shoulder on the train. I don't know him and he smells urghh :-(

 

[JoeyB]

A man has fallen asleep on my shoulder on the train. I don't know him and he smells urghh :-(

Have you got a permanent marker?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Love it I wish I had as he is now snoring and I'm going for the elbow jab :-)

 

[JoeyB]

Love it I wish I had as he is now snoring and I'm going for the elbow jab :-)

I'd go for the 'get up quickly and watch him fall sideways whilst waking up not knowing where he is' move

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'd go for the 'get up quickly and watch him fall sideways whilst waking up not knowing where he is' move

Watch this space, my stations next :-)

 

[JoeyB]

Haha, this needs an upgrade from Mundane News btw :-)

 

[vernon]

I've ordered a leather cup washer for my flame thrower.

 

[TVC]

Importing Olafur Arnalds CD onto iTunes