Mundane News (Part 1)

[vernon]

I've priced up Wood's valve rubber tubing from four different sources an plumped for a supplier that I found on Amazon.

 

[PaulSecteur]

They say that if you have an infinite amount of monkeys, at an infinite amount of typewriters and give them infinite time they eventually they will produce the complete works of shakspeare.

I have calculated that if you have about 20 monkeys fighting over 5 typewriters for about 30 minutes you get the script for an episode of Eastenders.

 

[MickeyBlueEyes]

I've been reading this thread for the last 14 minutes....

 

[JoeyB]

I'm sat with the ipad and the cat whilst Mrs B applies nails and watches big brother. I'm toying with getting up and raiding the fridge for giant buttons.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The dog I'm looking after snores.

 

[MickeyBlueEyes]

I'm now thinking about giant buttons

 

[JoeyB]

I'm now thinking about giant buttons

I had forgotten about them but now I'm gonna have to go and get them...

 

[JoeyB]

...with some chocolate milkshake.

 

[Arch]

I saw a tip on Twitter this week, with regard to dinner parties. It said if you can;t be bothered to cook dessert, just give each guest a bag of chocolate buttons.

Now I really want to host a dinner party and do that!

 

[MickeyBlueEyes]

I don't want giant buttons, I don't want giant buttons, I don't want giant buttons, I don't want giant buttons, I don't want giant buttons, I don't want giant buttons.......

 

[JoeyB]

Oooh there's giant milky buttons too. Choices choices

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've only eaten 2 slices of toast and peanut butter today. I think I may wake up hungry in the middle of the night.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

peeling an orange

 

[hopless500]

I hate chocolate buttons

 

[Saluki]

You should buy a cow. They're excellent value for money, good with children, and provide an excellent conversational opener. And milk.

2 bed flat, no room.

Got to ask this. But where do you think that most of the milk in supermarkets comes from?

I think that supermarket milk comes from cows. Why? Where do you think that milk comes from?