Mmmmmmm what to do?

[nigelnorris]

They did bananas, potatoes etc up the exhaust pipe on mythbusters, and well and truly busted the idea. They just get blown out, no damage done or running issues caused.

 

[JamesAC]

Sugar in the petrol

 

[661-Pete]

Shame its not a convertible, a friend of mine dumped a truckload of manure into one once

Former colleague did that once - to his company car when he was asked to return it upon getting the heave-ho.

He was also a part-time farmer, so he already had to hand a source of the necessary 'material', you see.

Allegedly, on top of the 'material' was a note inscribed "just returning to you some of what you fed me over the years"...

 

[purplepolly]

As it passed me it swerved violently towards me and through a puddle (trying to get me wet(ter)?) .

After many years of working in central Manchester, when I'm out walking I've learnt to automatically check for traffic when approaching a large gutter puddle and wait for them to pass. Bit harder on a bike though.

Wait till they get back to the car and throw a bucket full of water in through the open door while proclaiming in a sermon voice "We're told to "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" so I'm closing the loop and doing unto you as you have already done unto others"

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Brake fluid on the bonnet in which the words "Got your number" have been spelt out... may make him/her think a bit...

 

[fossyant]

Banana / spud up pipe !

 

[Harbornite]

A mate of mine always coughs up the largest jellyfish he can muster & calmy wipes it under the drivers door handle.

 

[peanut]

slip a soiled nappy in their boot

 

[lazyfatgit]

Go to plod and let them deal. That way you can feel that you've taken some action and avoid any fantasies which may just escalate.

A burst milk carton on the passenger footwell meant a friend had to drive with the windows down for months, despite me sooking up the milk with a vax minutes after it had happened.

 

[karlos_the_jackal]

i'd say softly softly catchee monkey.
Two bricks either side of his passenger side wheel
then a different wheel a week later
a balloon over exhaust, that might work and produce a backfire
take his spark plug out

 

[Brains]

Let down a SINGLE tyre, that way he has to go to all the trouble of getting it 'repaired', and of course sugar in the tank, and drain the radiator.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Brake fluid next to the drivers door so he thinks he has a leak and spends loads of money at the garage.

 

[xpc316e]

I like the idea of brake fluid all over the car, but there are other alternatives:

1. If you can gain access to the car, put a good dollop of valve grinding paste into the engine via the oil filler cap. A few miles down the road and the engine is comprehensively stuffed.

2. Again if access is possible, slip a length of scaffolding pole over the handbrake and pull it on with all your might. To release the handbrake, one must first pull it on a bit further - that will now be impossible. The only way to get home is to cut the handbrake cables.

Sadly I know of these two actions being taken in real life (but it wasn't me Officer).

 

[g00se]

If the petrol cap is locking (and not covered by a flap that needs to be released from the inside) - then a paper-clip pushed into the keyhole is fun.

Though you'll have to follow him until he next tries to fill up to really get the benefit....

 

[hackbike 666]

So,what would the police do about this?