Mmmmmmm what to do?

[summerdays]

For some weird reason - I've always liked the idea of just adding stickers all over the front screen (ones that don't come off easily) ... one by one ... leaving them mystified as to why it was happening... the flaw I feel is that after a few occasions they would start watching the car to find the culprit.

 

[janm399]

Prawns or shrimp* down the ventilation, just under the windscreen wipers! After the sunny weekend ahead, the driver will not be able to stay inside without wearing a diving suit. The revenge will not be immediate, but ever so sweeter!

* Get the Oops! discounted ones.

 

[classic33]

Got back at a ex driver, commercial vehicle, by pouring a small amount of dirty oil every day onto the tarmac under the engine of his car. He ended up taking it to the garage over a dozen times. The last ones to tell them that they hadn't done what he had paid them for. Finding the cause of the leak & stopping it.
He never mentioned that he parked the car on a slope as far as I know. I even got him to tell them he parked on a slope, leaving him to reverse into place to see if that stopped it.
Informing him that there was still a leak after he said it had been fixed only added to the satisfaction. Plus no actual damage to the car.

 

[peanut]

Got back at a ex driver, commercial vehicle, by pouring a small amount of dirty oil every day onto the tarmac under the engine of his car. He ended up taking it to the garage over a dozen times. The last ones to tell them that they hadn't done what he had paid them for. Finding the cause of the leak & stopping it.
He never mentioned that he parked the car on a slope as far as I know. I even got him to tell them he parked on a slope, leaving him to reverse into place to see if that stopped it.
Informing him that there was still a leak after he said it had been fixed only added to the satisfaction. Plus no actual damage to the car.

classic ...classic thats pure genius.. mmmm given me an idea about one of my neighbours

 

[ingenuitylee]

Brake fluid into the joints of the body panels is apparently impossible to fix and will keep returning. Its a gift that keeps on giving.

Also an automatic centre punch is good for silent attacks on windscreens, just push and crack (so I'm told).

 

[Kestevan]

a carton of milk emptied into the air vents will (apparantly) cause misery for months.

 

[rshall]

Lipstick is difficult to clean from windscreens.

Undo one tyre valve cap and either remove the valve core or let all the air out and put a small amount of glue on the valve stem, refit valve cap.

Lift up windscreen wipers and a small amount of engineers blue to the blade, replace

On a wet night empty a bag of flour over the car - if not removed correctly the car gets scratched

Smear some shoot on the inside of the door handles


I have seen all of these happen!!

 

[nosherduke996]

Why dont you just punch his lights out

 

[hackbike 666]

He's got lots of lipstick?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Boy, do you lot have a lot of imagination.

Keep tuned and I'll let you know how things progress.

 

[Ben M]

For some weird reason - I've always liked the idea of just adding stickers all over the front screen (ones that don't come off easily) ... one by one ... leaving them mystified as to why it was happening... the flaw I feel is that after a few occasions they would start watching the car to find the culprit.

do this, with loads of cycling-related stickers

 

[semislickstick]

do this, with loads of cycling-related stickers

How about drug related or anti police related stickers? The police like that sort of thing.

Or spelling something out on the bonnet in brake fluid. (about his driving skills, or 'fu*k the police' to add to the possible pulling over by fuzz)

 

[NutSack]

I could not possibly condone any such behaviour but it would be so unfortunate to find someone had got their mates round and jointly topped the car over onto its roof and pushed it around the car park a few times, that or someone had drilled a hole through the roof and emptied several cans of expanding foam filler in through the hole.

 

[D4v0]

I always liked 'no more nails' under the wiper blades, they wont know they are stuck until it rains then its too late. Probably blow the fuses trying to get them working aswell.

 

[mickle]

Milk in the vents is my favourite imaginary revenge scenario, simple, cheap and effective. No one is going to arrest you for wandering about with a pint of milk in the middle of the night are they?