Mmmmmmm what to do?

[semislickstick]

I always liked 'no more nails' under the wiper blades, they wont know they are stuck until it rains then its too late. Probably blow the fuses trying to get them working aswell.

Maybe not so good in a sudden down pour, thats a jolly good excuse to crash into someone if you can't see where you are going, and only find out when you really need them.

Milk in vents and a little note on wind screen is probably the easiest.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Milk in the vents is my favourite imaginary revenge scenario, simple, cheap and effective. No one is going to arrest you for wandering about with a pint of milk in the middle of the night are they?

Ahem........

 

[ComedyPilot]

Don't want to make too much of it, but I now know where the idiot lives.

 

[661-Pete]

I've been told that, in the USA and other countries where skunks are prevalent, running over a skunk means that, not only will the car itself be fit only for the scrapyard, but its occupants will need to abandon the vehicle there and then and finish their journey by other means of transport (bike in the boot? ). Now, far be it from me to condone cruelty to animals, but this sets me wondering about procurement of certain chemical compounds like butenethiol, methylbutanethiol, etc. etc.....

 

[ComedyPilot]

I've been told that, in the USA and other countries where skunks are prevalent, running over a skunk means that, not only will the car itself be fit only for the scrapyard, but its occupants will need to abandon the vehicle there and then and finish their journey by other means of transport (bike in the boot? ). Now, far be it from me to condone cruelty to animals, but this sets me wondering about procurement of certain chemical compounds like butenethiol, methylbutanethiol, etc. etc.....

Milk is easier to procure.

 

[Banjo]

Im tempted to agree with all the above BUT theres a lot of silver skodas about that look pretty similar .

 

[Crankarm]

I see the weather forecast suggests the weather might be a bit cool and changeable this week. So not the hot 28C with not a cloud in the sky that summer should be .

 

[HLaB]

Why dont you just punch his lights out

Because Comedy Pilot is not Steven Gerard, or is he