Hang on !
Where/how did I miss this ?
What has happened ? Who has been having a go at our Edwardoka ??? 
Has he fallen off his feet/legs/bike ??? Can he still drink - even if through a straw ?
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Where/how did I miss this ?
What has happened ? Who has been having a go at our Edwardoka ??? Has he fallen off his feet/legs/bike ??? Can he still drink - even if through a straw ?Hang on !
Where/how did I miss this ?
Attacked randomly outside a recreational venue by an angry boy who got refused entry, one punch, one broken jaw.
Post-surgery Ed is now bionic.
Can drink and eat (soup
) but not in a great place mentally right now.Oh Mate- that's awful !Attacked randomly outside a recreational venue by an angry boy who got refused entry, one punch, one broken jaw.
Post-surgery Ed is now bionic.
Can drink and eat (soup
Where ? When ?? Didn't he know whom he was attacking ??? One of CC Ecosse's finest ! Show him to us and he might get a peloton all over him like a rash ..
Anything any of us can do - apart from
and no 
?How long are you to be wired ?
Outside a casino after yours truly had been ejected from the venue for falling asleep in the toilet (some say the words "whose idea was it to have 10 pints?" may have been involved). This friendly chap was trying to get in and got rejected. I tried in my affable drunken way to convince him that he was wasting his time arguing with the bouncer and he decided it was my fault that he didn't get in.
Thanks ScooshieAnything any of us can do - apart from
I'll probably be ok, got a few things I need to sort out.Although if someone were to offer domestique duties on a century attempt I would not say no...
Not wired shut, got titanium plates screwed to my jaw. They reckon I'll be able to get them removed in four months or so.How long are you to be wired ?
Brandane
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Outside a casino after yours truly had been ejected from the venue for falling asleep in the toilet (some say the words "whose idea was it to have 10 pints?" may have been involved). This friendly chap was trying to get in and got rejected. I tried in my affable drunken way to convince him that he was wasting his time arguing with the bouncer and he decided it was my fault that he didn't get in.
Thanks Scooshie
Although if someone were to offer domestique duties on a century attempt I would not say no...
Not wired shut, got titanium plates screwed to my jaw. They reckon I'll be able to get them removed in four months or so.
Sorry to hear about this Ed.. Another dent in my rapidly diminishing faith in the human species
.Hope the Polis get hold of the attacker, and that he gets his just deserts. Sounds like a particularly bad break, too.
I presume this was post Tenerife?
Get well soon!
OK ..... so we now have '6 pints' and '10 pints' on CC Ecosse ...
This is not good
... for the image of CC Ecosse, as 'keen (and getting fitter) cyclists'. 
Weather is going to get much armer over the next few days, so you can still do your Ton
... 
This is not good
... for the image of CC Ecosse, as 'keen (and getting fitter) cyclists'. Weather is going to get much armer over the next few days, so you can still do your Ton
... The police didn't get him at the time, I think he realised he'd left me in worse state than he intended to and scarpered instantly.
Sorry to hear about this Ed.. Another dent in my rapidly diminishing faith in the human species
Hope the Polis get hold of the attacker, and that he gets his just deserts. Sounds like a particularly bad break, too.
I presume this was post Tenerife?
Get well soon!
It might be on CCTV but I've not heard back from the police yet beyond them taking a drunken statement from me.
Yeah, it was 3 days after I got back
Talk about post-holiday blues 
The 10 pints is an extrapolation from incomplete information. I have clear memory of maybe 6.OK ..... so we now have '6 pints' and '10 pints' on CC Ecosse ...
This is not good
I've not properly eaten for a while so that makes up for my indiscretion
Col5632
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- Cowdenbeath
How you doing now @Edwardoka ?
Fubar
Legendary Member
Ye think yer funny but yer no......and you're saying that's different, how?
You could have advertised it... Oh the ignominy!
