Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

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Scoosh

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Edinburgh
In other news I don't know if I'll be back on the bike this year after last week's attack. Difficult to ride a bike without being able to eat
Hang on ! :stop:
Where/how did I miss this ? :scratch: What has happened ? Who has been having a go at our Edwardoka ??? :boxing: :boxing: Has he fallen off his feet/legs/bike ??? Can he still drink - even if through a straw ?
 
Hang on ! :stop:
Where/how did I miss this ? :scratch: What has happened ? Who has been having a go at our Edwardoka ??? :boxing: :boxing: Has he fallen off his feet/legs/bike ??? Can he still drink - even if through a straw ?

Attacked randomly outside a recreational venue by an angry boy who got refused entry, one punch, one broken jaw.
Post-surgery Ed is now bionic.
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Can drink and eat (soup :cry:) but not in a great place mentally right now.
 

Scoosh

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Edinburgh
Attacked randomly outside a recreational venue by an angry boy who got refused entry, one punch, one broken jaw.
Post-surgery Ed is now bionic.
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Can drink and eat (soup :cry:) but not in a great place mentally right now.
Oh Mate- that's awful ! :hugs:

Where ? When ?? Didn't he know whom he was attacking ??? One of CC Ecosse's finest ! Show him to us and he might get a peloton all over him like a rash .. :cycle:

Anything any of us can do - apart from :hugs: and no :laugh: ?

How long are you to be wired ? :scratch:
 
Where ? When ??
Outside a casino after yours truly had been ejected from the venue for falling asleep in the toilet (some say the words "whose idea was it to have 10 pints?" may have been involved). This friendly chap was trying to get in and got rejected. I tried in my affable drunken way to convince him that he was wasting his time arguing with the bouncer and he decided it was my fault that he didn't get in.
Anything any of us can do - apart from :hugs: and no :laugh: ?
Thanks Scooshie ^_^ I'll probably be ok, got a few things I need to sort out.
Although if someone were to offer domestique duties on a century attempt I would not say no...

How long are you to be wired ? :scratch:
Not wired shut, got titanium plates screwed to my jaw. They reckon I'll be able to get them removed in four months or so.
 

Brandane

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Costa Clyde
Outside a casino after yours truly had been ejected from the venue for falling asleep in the toilet (some say the words "whose idea was it to have 10 pints?" may have been involved). This friendly chap was trying to get in and got rejected. I tried in my affable drunken way to convince him that he was wasting his time arguing with the bouncer and he decided it was my fault that he didn't get in.

Thanks Scooshie ^_^ I'll probably be ok, got a few things I need to sort out.
Although if someone were to offer domestique duties on a century attempt I would not say no...


Not wired shut, got titanium plates screwed to my jaw. They reckon I'll be able to get them removed in four months or so.
:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Sorry to hear about this Ed.. Another dent in my rapidly diminishing faith in the human species :sad:.
Hope the Polis get hold of the attacker, and that he gets his just deserts. Sounds like a particularly bad break, too.
I presume this was post Tenerife?
Get well soon!
 

Scoosh

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Location
Edinburgh
OK ..... so we now have '6 pints' and '10 pints' on CC Ecosse ... :sad:

This is not good :headshake: ... for the image of CC Ecosse, as 'keen (and getting fitter) cyclists'. :thumbsdown:


Weather is going to get much armer over the next few days, so you can still do your Ton :bicycle: :bicycle:... :bicycle: :bicycle: :wahhey:
 
:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Sorry to hear about this Ed.. Another dent in my rapidly diminishing faith in the human species :sad:.
Hope the Polis get hold of the attacker, and that he gets his just deserts. Sounds like a particularly bad break, too.
I presume this was post Tenerife?
Get well soon!
The police didn't get him at the time, I think he realised he'd left me in worse state than he intended to and scarpered instantly.
It might be on CCTV but I've not heard back from the police yet beyond them taking a drunken statement from me.

Yeah, it was 3 days after I got back :sad::cry: Talk about post-holiday blues :cursing:
 
OK ..... so we now have '6 pints' and '10 pints' on CC Ecosse ... :sad:

This is not good :headshake: ... for the image of CC Ecosse, as 'keen (and getting fitter) cyclists'. :thumbsdown:
The 10 pints is an extrapolation from incomplete information. I have clear memory of maybe 6.
I've not properly eaten for a while so that makes up for my indiscretion :cheers:
 

Col5632

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Cowdenbeath
How you doing now @Edwardoka ?
 
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