Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

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For "weather bomb" read damp squib.:smile:
Son of Hurricane "bawbag"
 
Did you press "buy" by mistake? Paid by mistake as well? ^_^
Here is the rough order of events:

Saw link to cheap ice tyres
Thought, "I'm having those"
"Oh no they're sold out :cry:"
Quick google search returned said product
Selected the size ("I think my current tyres are 32, I'm sure 38 isn't that much of a jump")
Bought stuff before deal expires.
Thank you for your order
"You currently have 23mm tyres not 32mm, you dolt".

Bear in mind that I recently bought concert tickets with an entirely fictional surname one key along the keyboard from my actual surname... :rolleyes:
 

Col5632

Guru
Location
Cowdenbeath
Here is the rough order of events:

Saw link to cheap ice tyres
Thought, "I'm having those"
"Oh no they're sold out :cry:"
Quick google search returned said product
Selected the size ("I think my current tyres are 32, I'm sure 38 isn't that much of a jump")
Bought stuff before deal expires.
Thank you for your order
"You currently have 23mm tyres not 32mm, you dolt".

Bear in mind that I recently bought concert tickets with an entirely fictional surname one key along the keyboard from my actual surname... :rolleyes:

If its any good to you I may take them off your hands, my hybrid is 38mm or is it 32mm, dam now i need to check :ohmy:
 

Fubar

Guru
One awfy thunder bang just after 5 this morning woke the Mhor hacienda up. Living not too far from Faslane or Coulport doesn't help.
I turned to Mrs Mhor and thought if I have four minutes, I better hurry down and eat the rhubarb crumble in the fridge.... :rolleyes:

I have to admit to reading that post twice, just to be sure...
 

Bobby Mhor

Guru
Location
Behind You
I have to admit to reading that post twice, just to be sure...
Sadly 4 mins wouldn't happen, I can see up the Gareloch to near Coulport and if anything happened it would be micro seconds.
I'll keep the desserts under the bed in case.

Got you on the 4 mins bit, aye yon Tantric stuff is rare :whistle:
 

Bobby Mhor

Guru
Location
Behind You
I'm still not sure if you are being euphamistic or not...
Why sir. I am innocence personified.
Never mind if one of those nuclear thingies decided to go off I'm sure I'll up my average speed if out on me bicycle...
You East coasters have it cushy.. Leuchars and we get Britain's nuclear arsenal.
 

Fubar

Guru
Why sir. I am innocence personified.
Never mind if one of those nuclear thingies decided to go off I'm sure I'll up my average speed if out on me bicycle...
You East coasters have it cushy.. Leuchars and we get Britain's nuclear arsenal.

Leuchars isn't much of a threat these days as it is no longer an airbase, we do however have Torness Nuclear power station just across the water - all it needs to do is suck a few hundred jelly fish into it's cooling vents and.....:pump:
 
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