Give me some dialogue from your day

[400bhp]

If I were to try to sell anything door2door, then I wouldnt go around to houses which are likely to have families in them, I would go to bungalows where elderly people are more likely to live and purchase whatever I am selling. Its just common sense really. Especially with tea towels.

This is one of the best couple of sentences I have ever read on this forum.

Did you take this from Peep Show?

Brilliant!

 

[TheJDog]

D

 

[Andrew_Culture]

My wonderful father in law watching the ITV4 Cycling Show, "So what bikes did they use for the tour de France? Mountain bikes?"

 

[annaspanna]

Conversation between the two (unrelated) children, one of which is playing with bike pump in the back of the car..
Girl, 6yo: Ethan, do you want to be blown?
Boy 3yo: ooh yes please Olivia!

Grown-ups: sniggering away madly

Just to prove that just cause you are mid-thirties, you certainly don't have to act it.. Lol

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I was talking to a cyclist here in Charlottesville who had witnessed a road crash earlier in her ride. This guy had upended his pickup truck.in a ditch...and was aski.g her to.call 911. She asked him if he was ok...to which he replied...' I am fine..I'm just mostly paralzed in my lower body.
Oh she said ill call the ambulance...no he said ..like I told you I'm just paralzed...I didn't get hurt at all in this accident...
I've been paralzed for years

 

[Andrew_Culture]

On arriving at work this morning one of the engineers asked, "How many miles do you have to cycle?"

Wow, good question...

 

[Matthew_T]

On arriving at work this morning one of the engineers asked, "How many miles do you have to cycle?"

Wow, good question...

You dont have to cycle any distance, its just quicker than walking (and most cases driving) and cheaper than driving or using public transport.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

You dont have to cycle any distance, its just quicker than walking (and most cases driving) and cheaper than driving or using public transport.

True, and it's probably for the best that we didn't get into why I need to cycle... because that's a whole can of crazy!

 

[Sandra6]

My friend - "are you really not 40 today?"
me - picks up cake and leaves.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

A female friend of mine ' Do not go into a garage and say in front of half a dozen mechanics with tool belts , "Would you mind having a look at my rear box? I think it might have a hole in it."'

 

[alans]

Not in our house when I load the dishwasher, which is always.

ditto

 

[BigonaBianchi]

On the ride just now from Charlottesville to mineral....vs.


Truck driver...hey buddy..you gonna git wet..ha ha

Me...better that than git fat.

 

[Night Train]

Me, frustrated and struggling on crutches to negotiate the uneven camber and drop kerbs on the pavement: "Gotta slow down here, it's difficult."
Mum, walking beside me: "Wouldn't it be better if you put your crutches there and there?"
Me: I've had to do miles and miles like this, on sticks, you haven't taken one step yet!"



Me, in the GP's surgery: "I think I might have gout. I looked it up on the internet...[explains what I found online]... but I thought it was best to get a professional opinion as I could well be wrong."
GP: Well, the internet can be ok, it just depends on what you ask it and who wrote the answer. Let's have a look at your foot."
Me, getting boot off: "It is really painful here and here and was very swollen here. Also there is a painful lump here."
GP: "Hmmm, well it looks like gout! Or it could be something that isn't gout but just looks like it."
Me:

 

[Arch]

GP: "Hmmm, well it looks like gout! Or it could be something that isn't gout but just looks like it."
Me:

Well, that covers all the bases, I guess.

 

[colly]

6 yo grand daughter singing to herself.....

ee i adio The farmers in the wife the farmers in the wife ....ee i adio the farmers in the wife