Give me some dialogue from your day

[ColinJ]

Although it should be noted that the best fish and chips cafe in the North west of England and therefore the world is in Grange.

I wonder if that is the one that we went to...

(Fish Over Chips, Kents Bank Rd?)

Yes, they were excellent!

 

[Moon bunny]

I wonder if that is the one that we went to...

(Fish Over Chips, Kents Bank Rd?)

Yes, they

That’s the one! Massive, well-cooked portions and all the tea you can drink.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Non-verbal dialogue from Mrs SD with a pronounced in response to my wide-ranging witterings this morning.

 

[Andy in Germany]

AinG: What would you like to do today?
Beautiful Daughter: I want to go on a bike ride and take my bike on the tram...

Who am I to argue?

 

[Chris S]

Somebody has just knocked on my door and informed me that the gas on my road was being upgraded next week. When I told him that I didn't have gas he asked me if he could have a look around to see if there were any old pipes that he could connect up to!

 

[gbb]

To my wife as I approached, bottle of coke in hand....
' Ooof, £2.80 for that !!!! '

It wasn't even a big bottle, just the ones you get with a meal deal etc.

Addenbrooks...

 

[rvw]

Me: Is the 16.12 to London still running?
Customer service person: Yes, it'll be on platform 3.
Me: Great - I was just a bit worried as nothing is showing on the screens.
Customer service person: Oh yes - the screens have been broken since the lightning strike.

 

[slow horse]

"I went there in 1942."
Woman to a Great Ormond Street Hospital chugger outside Sainsbury's. Not very exciting I know, but she was aging well, didn't look to be in her 80s.

 

[gbb]

Wife as she ate into my home made shepherd's pie...
'You put mushrooms in it ' ( she doesn't think they belong in there)
Me...
'My shepherd's pie, my rules'

10 minutes later...wife...
'Ooh, that was probably the best SP you've made'

To be joined by our 8yo granddaughter...
'You didn't really make that yourself did you ?'
And upon confirmation by me...
'9/10 grandad '

 

[Chris S]

Somebody in the street asked me if I had a spare cigarette. I'd just been coughing as I currently have a chest infection.

 

[Chris S]

Somebody said, "Lend me your bike for free," as I cycled past him. He then shouted it again. He honestly expected me to stop and give him my bike.

It's the second time that something like this has happened to me.
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/give-me-some-dialogue-from-your-day.91901/page-382#post-7172098

 

[slow horse]

Somebody said, "Lend me your bike for free," as I cycled past him. He then shouted it again. He honestly expected me to stop and give him my bike.

He was operating on the principle don't ask, don't get.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

19yo decided he wanted to cycle the university (he's nuts).

130 miles today, 100 tomorrow. Set off at 6.30 this morning for context.

 

[Chris S]

This was non-verbal communication, not dialogue. I went to see a tribute to The Jam last night. Some teenagers sneaked in and made devil worship signs as they danced about. They seemed to think they were at a heavy metal gig.

 

[Andy in Germany]

19yo decided he wanted to cycle the university (he's nuts).

130 miles today, 100 tomorrow. Set off at 6.30 this morning for context.

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That looks like the sort of conversation I have with my lads.