Give me some dialogue from your day

[ColinJ]

Mrs wife to me.

I wouldn't vote for anyone who keeps his pens in his breast pocket like a row of medals.

As usual, I would like to lower the tone by admitting that I read that as 'penis'!

I suppose having a detachable member would be quite handy when trying to achieve a good TT position. My cycling jerseys do not have breast pockets though, and even if they did, I would be worried about the penis falling out and getting crushed by a following vehicle!

 

[Lavender Rose]

Good LORD

 

[fimm]

Seeing as the tone has already been lowered... you must be very well hung if your important equipment is getting in the way of a good TT position... (or alternatively, you're not supposed to enjoy TTing that much...)

 

[Lavender Rose]

I love this inappropriate-ness.....

 

[ColinJ]

Seeing as the tone has already been lowered... you must be very well hung if your important equipment is getting in the way of a good TT position... (or alternatively, you're not supposed to enjoy TTing that much...)

I don't understand how anybody, male OR female can be comfortable in that position!

There is a big difference between 'not enjoying' and 'being completely numb for days'! I have never done a TT but I have had problems with certain saddles even when riding slowly in an upright position. They would probably have done me permanent damage if I had tried to get into an aero position on them.

 

[Spinney]

Seeing as the tone has already been lowered... you must be very well hung if your important equipment is getting in the way of a good TT position... (or alternatively, you're not supposed to enjoy TTing that much...)

Can I just say how glad I am that ColinJ did not actually answer this question directly...

(Where's @Fnaar when you need him?)

 

[ColinJ]

Can I just say how glad I am that ColinJ did not actually answer this question directly...

I may be slightly lacking in social skills, but even I could see that that would be inappropriate!

 

[fimm]

I was attempting to imply the kind of enjoyment that would cause an expansion in that area...
As the owner of a TT bike - I run an Adamo saddle on it after my lady bits got very squashed with a conventional saddle. But you are right, the thing is for going fast on, nothing more, nothing less!

 

[ColinJ]

I was attempting to imply the kind of enjoyment that would cause an expansion in that area...
As the owner of a TT bike - I run an Adamo saddle on it after my lady bits got very squashed with a conventional saddle. But you are right, the thing is for going fast on, nothing more, nothing less!

Ah, I am about as slow today as I would be on a TT bike - I missed that one!

 

[Lullabelle]

As usual, I would like to lower the tone by admitting that I read that as 'penis'!

I suppose having a detachable member would be quite handy when trying to achieve a good TT position. My cycling jerseys do not have breast pockets though, and even if they did, I would be worried about the penis falling out and getting crushed by a following vehicle!

Not just me then

 

[gbb]

A QC girl is chatting with me, they like everyone else are trying to absorb ever growing demands and duties as our parent company is trying to become a leader in its field, implementation of this, changes to that, meetings about meetings, managers who ALL push the responsibility downward to its lowest point....she's having a right old moan...
I try to lighten the mood as she finishes telling me she's stretched to the limit...
'You know what this is don't you' i ask..
'Noooo '
'Its a festival of stress....we're not at work, we're at a stress festival '

That did the trick, she laughed...
At that point i said...
'Anyway, gotta go, my ears are starting to bleed ' '

 

[Sandra6]

Customer walks in, ignores my cheery greeting and procedes to wander around the store.
I'm still there, still doing nothing when he comes back and says
" I'm trying to find a member of staff"
"What am I? Scotch mist?!"

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

It's an exceptionally slow day at work so C has decided to bring his car round to the warehouse and fix a badly mounted bumper that has been bothering him for ages:

C: (Jacks up car using pallet truck - it doesn't go high enough) I need to lift the car up higher - have we got any blocks?

Me: No I think all the wood is buried under the scrap cardboard pile.

C: What about those pallets? Could we break one up?

Me (thinks about how much work that would be without the tools to help and how safe it's likely to be be jacking up a car stacked on scrap wood) I suppose so.

C: Ah, sod it, I'll just use the fork lift.

And he did :

 

[annedonnelly]

She's not trying hard enough. My sister reversed into a church once.

That's nothing. While putting his car into his own garage my dad's neighbour managed to demolish a freezer, knock the gas boiler off the wall and take the door and frame completely out of the wall. Oh, and smash half a dozen eggs...

 

[annedonnelly]

Daughter (6) "Let's pretend the rug is a lake and that we're grebes. We can waddle about like this "
(demonstrates shuffling motion that would hurt the knees of anyone over the age of 12 - but I do it anyway)
Daughter "Daddy, your feet are too smelly for you to be a grebe"

I'm very impressed by a 6 year old who knows what a grebe is! She ought to be contributing to the wildlife of the day thread.