Give me some dialogue from your day

[Rickshaw Phil]

C: You've driven in? That's great, I've just had to get some of the guys across the road to move their cars out of our spaces again and I didn't want them to see any left empty.​

Me: Yeah, I've got a big ride planned at the weekend and I want my legs to be fresh for that.

C: How far are you going?

Me: About 100 miles. Up to Chester then along the coast to Llandudno.

C: In one day?!​

I have mentioned at work that I'm trying the century a month challenge, but obviously haven't made it clear that meant a hundred miles in one go.

 

[gbb]

Just watching Island with Bear Grylls, adverts are on, I'm sat watching the EzyJet advert with everyone slapping their legs, backside, pockets etc.

'Im in the wrong job'
'Eh'..said the wife...
'I should get into advertising...i could do a better frikkin job that THAT shower, Jesus '

 

[jhawk]

Dad, randomly: "You know how I know Game of Thrones isn't anywhere near New Brunswick?"

Me: "Eh? How?"

Dad: "Because they keep saying "Winter is coming". If they lived here, they would know it never bloody left!"

 

[ufkacbln]

In the Hospital lift, there are a couple of twenty something girls, obviously visiting a friend / relative with a newborn baby (The presents are a give-away)

Girl 1 - I haven't seen anything on Facebook yet
Girl 2 - I know its over an hour and a half since the birth, and they haven't put anything up yet... not even a picture"

I never cease to be amazed by the priority some people give Facebook

 

[ufkacbln]

Dad, randomly: "You know how I know Game of Thrones isn't anywhere near New Brunswick?"

Me: "Eh? How?"

Dad: "Because they keep saying "Winter is coming". If they lived here, they would know it never bloody left!"

It is partially filmed in Iceland, where you can now follow a location tour

The weirdest thing is that there was insufficient snow in Iceland this year, and some film companies have had to import snow!

 

[jhawk]

It is partially filmed in Iceland, where you can now follow a location tour

The weirdest thing is that there was insufficient snow in Iceland this year, and some film companies have had to import snow!

I should write to the Directors and encourage them to move the filming to here! No need to import the snow, saving costs!

 

[jhawk]

My "not-Mom" and I are discussing (via Facebook Chat) our pet peeves, one that we share is grammar... (Just ignore the hashtags for the purpose of the conversation).

Me: "I'm going to have my kids fed Alphabet spaghetti and then have them arrange the leftover letters into long-form sentences..."

Her: "Maybe you should try to get women to talk to you before you start thinking about children! BOOM! #Badnotparenting #toohardtopassup!"

Me: "#OHSH!T. You went there!"

 

[Jayaly]

On a social ride with seven people I am meeting for the first time, the two year old hikes my t-shirt up to expose my lower back and bellows: "MUMMY'S BOTTOM!" Repeatedly.

 

[gbb]

'You hungry ?' Asked the wife as she was getting dinner ready...
'A bit, but I don't want a monking great platefull'...I hesitated a moment, laughed...'monking, where the hell did that come from ?...its not even a real word '

 

[annedonnelly]

Customer " I've got a mouse living in the car"
Me " er, OK"
" do you have something to get rid of it?"
Me " a cat?"

A couple of years ago I took my car in for service to the usual, small family-run garage. Picking it up the receptionist says "My dad wants to see you..."

Her dad (the owner) comes out of the workshop with a cardboard box full of leaves - "This was in your air filter. You need to stop letting the mice live inside your engine!"

 

[Sandra6]

Me on phone to gp surgery " I was sent a choose and book letter for my daughter, but there were no appointments. They said they would contact me by the 24th and if they hadn't to contact my gp"
Receptionist " and why are you ringing?"

They'll ring me back.

 

[KEEF]

I'm outside painting fence . A lady wanders by and remarks "painting the fence are you"...with being rude i reply "yes I am" "Are you going to paint it all" she replied. I replied "Just every other board" " Nice" she replies and wanders off.

 

[Lullabelle]

I rang Enterprise rent a car today
Me: hello my name is **** and I am from ********** last Friday I booked a car for a colleague Mr **** and asked for it to be delivered to his house
Woman: oh yes that's right it has been delivered
Me: yes, to the wrong address, it has been delivered here
Woman: oh sorry about that, not sure what happened there
Me: can you please send someone to pick it up and deliver it the correct address
Woman: yes certainly, I will get this sorted.

About 3 hours later I called again and spoke to someone else, explained the situation and he promised to send someone to pick up and deliver.
Me: We close at 4.30, (I called at 4.05)
Man: oh do you, right I will get this sorted
Someone arrived about 10 minutes later

These are supposed to be 1 of the best

 

[cyberknight]

Mrs ck phones me up during tea break
"The boilers leaking "

 

[Puddles]

Daughter: Are you going to come home tonight
Me: Yes
Daughter: No school for you
Me: No
Daughter: Why
Me: Because I Only go on Monday
Daughter: Whats the day today
Me: Tuesday
Daughter: Tuesday was the other week too
Me: Yes there is a tuesday every week
Daughter: Do I have school
Me: Yes
Daughter: Am I having packed lunch
Me: yes
Daughter: *Holds up magazine an inch from my eyeball* Is this mine
Me: Yes
Daughter: Why is it dark in here
Me: because it is very early go back to sleep!