Give me some dialogue from your day

[Spinney]

Sounds like wife-logic to me. Disturbing to see it in a chap.

Sexist pig!

 

[ColinJ]

wend! my wee,s gone pink!

wend! my wee,s gone pink!

wend: "I heard you the first time!"

 

[snorri]

Is that right?
Goodness gracious, I met him on the coast road a month ago and we stopped for a yarn. He was looking alright, he would have done about 12 miles that day.
Sorry to hear that, he must have gone down very quickly.

 

[Speicher]

A conversation from yesterday

Me: What is the name of the chap who is here on Thursdays? Is it Ben?
A. N. Other: No, you are thinking of Tim
Me: Well, I was close, it's three letters with a vowel in the middle.
A. N. Other: That would be Bim
Me:

 

[Arch]

From yesterday in fact:

Phone rings.

Me: Hello!
NT: Hello!

<general introductory niceties, how are you etc>

NT: Hang on a minute, I'm just going to put a dish of butter in the tumble dryer.
Me: Er. What?
NT: I'm going to put a dish of butter in the tumble dryer.
Me: Why?
NT: Well, the tumble dryer has cut out again, so I'm leaving it to cool down, but I need to soften some butter to bake with.
Me: Oh! I thought you meant you were going to tumble it!

 

[Arch]

[QUOTE 2577393, member: 45"]You two would make a fantastic seventies sitcom.[/quote]


What, like Terry and June?

I think we wouldn't mind being Tom and Barbara Good. Although I'd be happy being Barbara, I think NT would want to be (and is!) a bit more competent than Tom.

 

[GrasB]

[QUOTE 2577393, member: 45"]You two would make a fantastic seventies sitcom.[/quote]
Well you have to give it to NT, his level of lateral thinking when it comes to practical problem solving is second to none... as well as hilarious. The first time I saw a photo of him this following quote came to mind "First there was awesome, then there was god like, after that came epic & finally we have ASIAN!"

@Night Train

 

[Arch]

[QUOTE 2577417, member: 45"]Maybe the Wombles would be a better analogy.[/quote]




Well, I'm a professional womble already.

My boss mentioned an idea he'd had today, that would turn us at work into Uber-wombles. May never happen, but we can dream.

Oh, I don't want to have to be Mme Cholet, She's too girly.

 

[MossCommuter]

Man in restaurant: I really fancied the Caesar Salad but I don't like that sauce or parmesan

 

[Saluki]

Today I got an email from a prospective customer (not) saying:

Hi RU AGroma. I wun my dg dn asap plz. Its 2 fkn hot 4it.
I dun git pyd til 2 wks but u cn do im an I py u in 2 wks tm.
lol lol im onest n wl py. tx Beccy

I replied (upon the advice of my fellow grooming buddies):
Hi Bky, sry dnt d crdt fr ppl t fkn lzy t s vwls.

Did I do right? I am still not overly sure what I have replied but the first one was translated amid much guffawing by my colleagues.

 

[Saluki]

Man in restaurant: I really fancied the Caesar Salad but I don't like that sauce or parmesan

So just lettuce then

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me..nice horse, what does he drink?
Lady in.jodpurs...she...drinks Guinness..

Well we were in the pub..even the horse.

 

[gbb]

Man in restaurant: I really fancied the Caesar Salad but I don't like that sauce or parmesan

I went to my local burger bar and asked (deliberately) for a hawiian burger....but no pineapple thanks.
He raised an eyebrow and said 'you want a cheeseburger then ?'

'Yes please....'

Hehehehe

 

[stargazer]

Commentary on Womens' 1500m freestyle heats on Eurosport. 1200 metres into the swim:

James Parrack: Well you almost want them to talk to each other and agree, "Right, what do we want to go at. Let's help each other here; let's not fight each other"
Drew Gordon (slowly): I think that's the main difference between athletics and swimming, James.

pause

JP: I mean talk to each other before they start
DG: Oh, before they start. Sorry

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mother and son aged 7

Son - mum why does my willy stick out when i wake up in the morning

Mum - Don't worry its only having a stretch