Give me some dialogue from your day

[ComedyPilot]

Woman in silver 4x4 c/w kids front and rear drives up behind me on narrow single track country lane while I am towing Miss CP in her trailer.

Her - Beeeeeep - "What the blinking flip** are you doing? Get off the road"

ME, "What am I doing? Same as you, transporting a child, but not using 2 tons of metal to do it, or intimidate and endanger others"

Her - "Oh blinking flip** off"

**She didn't use the words binking flip, she used one that rhymes with luck, muck, duck, buck, suck or tuck.......

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Woman in silver 4x4 c/w kids front and rear drives up behind me on narrow single track country lane while I am towing Miss CP in her trailer.

Her - Beeeeeep - "What the blinking flip** are you doing? Get off the road"

ME, "What am I doing? Same as you, transporting a child, but not using 2 tons of metal to do it, or intimidate and endanger others"

Her - "Oh blinking flip** off"

**She didn't use the words binking flip, she used one that rhymes with luck, muck, duck, buck, suck or tuck.......

What a bunt!

 

[laurence]

yesterday at the wetland centre, discussing butterflys...

her: i like the ones with the brown tips to their wings, what are they called?
me: brown? are you sure it wasn't orange tips on the wings?
her: yes, sorry, orange tips. what are they called?
me: orange-tips.

 

[Cycling Dan]

Driver= D Passenger=P
D: Move
D: Get out the way
D:waaaaaaa what you doing
P: Get off the farking road.
P(2): Sticks finger up. (not really dialogue)

Me thinking WTF is going on. A domestic in a car. Although it was directed at me.

 

[Arch]

Phone beeps, incoming text from my colleague on the other part of the round:

"I've fished Penny Lane".

Phone beeps again:

"Sorry, I meant finished".

 

[Speicher]

I was talking to a neighbour about his holiday earlier this year in Finland.

Him: We went snew showing.
Me:
Him: Show snewing
Me:
Him: Sniw ....
Me: Snow shoeing?

 

[Scoosh]

Must be the Finnish pronunciation !

 

[Speicher]

Must be the Finnish pronunciation !

Quite possibly. I could ask @Dayvo.

 

[cyberknight]

Email from solicitors...
"We are pushing to complete for friday "

WTF !! thats a bit short notice to get packed/arrange everything !!

 

[Dayvo]

*my ears started burning*

I think your neighbour must have still been drunk after his Finnish holiday. Unless he was doing a Swedish chef impression!

 

[Speicher]

He was in Finland the second week of January. He stayed somewhere in the very far north, and saw the Northern Lights three times. Slog dedging Dog sledging and Skiddoo (sp?) were amongst the other activities they tried.

 

[Herr-B]

I was mowing the rear lawn this evening with my little girl playing in the garden. It was quite long grass so I had to empty the bucket about a dozen times, each time I turned the mower off it was met with a 'Daaaaaaad' to which my replies were getting more and more curt (dental abcess and headache starting, added to the fact it was just inane stuff).

The final time she shouted 'Daaaaaaad' and I snapped back 'what?'.

'You're my king. And I'm your princess. '

Well, she was half right tonight.

 

[Scoosh]

^ ^ ^ Aye, they always get one at one's worst, don't they ?

 

[pplpilot]

Pulling onto the drive, un-clipping, removing my helmet, lean my bike against bay window feeling all self concious in cycling shorts and man boobs protruding in cycling jersey....

Sexy next-door neighbour is mowing our lawns - Hi pplpilot, you been out cycling then?

deeeerrrrr.... she may be cute but she's dumb as a box of rocks.

 

[simon the viking]

Just fitted a pair of wiper blades for a customer after he paid by card he produced a quid out of his pocket handed it to me and said..............

Take yourself 50p out of that!

Oh well 50p for the carbon fund