Drago's murder deathkill slaughter massacre panic petrol buying watch!!!

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It really isn't all that serious. Just keep some in hand for a rainy day. This guy will show you how......
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[Oldhippy]

Lunatic.

 

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Lunatic.

Darwin Award shortlist, certainly.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

An oldie but a goody!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just had to go to Tesco as I Ran out of Tea

As I rode my bike past the petrol station the bloke directing the cars gave me a big thumbs up!

There was still a queue - but it has reduced a lot and they clearly still have fuel

 

[Dolorous Edd]

Tesco Favell was rammed at 06:45 this morning. I only fill up once a month, unless going away anywhere, so it was my normal 'fuel up' event.

"Tesco Favell" sounds like a Latin American ballroom dancer out of a Monty Python sketch.

 

[Brandane]

Breaking news - sperm banks are running low as every w***** in the UK is queuing at a petrol station.

Don't go there! We don't want a similar panic effect setting in .

 

[Saluki]

The queue for a local fuel garage, was right over a junction, blocking a set of lights entirely.
I rode my bike down the outside of the queue and waited at the red traffic light, as you do, and then had a very narrow squeeze between the back of one car and the front of another, before getting over the junction. The back of the queue was a good 150 yards from the forecourt entry point. The garage is on the ring road, so not a quiet traffic area. People at the junctions, unable to go on a green light were getting annoyed. I can’t say that I blame them. Yellow junction box was completely ignored.

 

[AndreaJ]

I needed diesel today as I had to take my daughter to university in York, both petrol stations in nearest town (Wem) were shut at 9.30am with no fuel, tried Whitchurch next as it was on our way and there was diesel although they were running out of both petrol and diesel. Passed quite a few closed petrol stations on our way and Morrison’s in York had no fuel. It did add to the days stress levels!

 

[tyred]

Little known motoring fact.

Most fuel gauges have a tiny arrow pointing to the side of the car where the filler is.

I thought it was usually on the nearside so you would be filling up away from the traffic at a traditional kerbside petrol station hence it's usually on the passenger side of Japanese cars and on the driver's side of continental cars as in their native countries with left had drive they would be kerbside.

 

[jowwy]

I went out to the waste recycling centre earlier today and there were zero que’s at all pumps here in gods country, so i chucked a tenner in the tank, knowing i have to take my Mrs to hospital next week

 

[Ripple]

1/3 of our staff didn't arrive at work because they couldn't get the fuel for their cars. Don't know if it's a genuine reason or just a convenient excuse to have a weekend off.

 

[Chap sur le velo]

Travelling across country on Friday the queues on minor roads were causing havoc.

On A10 and A1 the 'services' were not attracting queues. Shout out to AppleGreen who were charging same price as local Sainsburys.

 

[Drago]

1/3 of our staff didn't arrive at work because they couldn't get the fuel for their cars. Don't know if it's a genuine reason or just a convenient excuse to have a weekend off.

And every single one of them lives beyond a reasonable walking or cycling distance...?

 

[Illaveago]

Just had to go to Tesco as I Ran out of Tea

As I rode my bike past the petrol station the bloke directing the cars gave me a big thumbs up!

There was still a queue - but it has reduced a lot and they clearly still have fuel

Who ? The car's in in the queue ?