Some years ago I was camping with friends in the New Forest.
I was the first one up, so I made some coffee and took my fishing stool and perched myself on it in a clearing, a little distance from the tents to admire the low mist that had formed over the grassy area.
From behind me, I could hear the thunderous noise of galloping hooves, becoming louder and louder.
I stood up and faced the trees from where the noise was emanating.
Suddenly, from amidst the trees, charging straight for me, came between twenty or thirty New Forest ponies at full chat.
I froze, with my mug of coffee in my hand.
Petrified.
The ponies parted either side of me as they galloped past.
They came so close that I could feel the air which they disturbed as they whizzed past me at speed.
The whole experience probably didn't last more than five seconds - but it felt like for ever.
I was clenching for the nation during this time.
Once they had passed, I realised that one of my fellow campers had come out of her tent to see what the commotion was about.
'Did you see that?' I asked, in a shaky voice.
'I did' came the reply 'I thought you were going to be killed there'.
'Funnily enough, so did I' I replied.
This story is 100% true.
The next time we're in Whitstable, we can call on Julie (NOTP) who witnessed it, and ask her to corroborate it.
But I can't stop myself from adding that not one of those ponies stopped to apologise or to see if I was ok.