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Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
Its a dilemma for me - because as an asthmatic the bit of cardio helps keep my cv in good nick - and helps with my back pain. I can't yet excercise too much outside as the cold irritates my asthma. at the moment while the number of cases is low I am still going to the gym.

The stairs in your house can be a good workout. Go up and down them for a few minutes.
 
Just back from the Co-op. The panic buying looks to have started. Tinned food, tissues, hand sanitiser, paracetamol all out of stock!

I think the panic phase will pass when people start recovering "Next door neighbour had it - its feck all" etc - at the moment we don't have any of those stories.

People need to think of the bigger picture instead of just themselves. If we have shortage of bog roll and people can't practice good personal hygiene - those bog roll hoarders are then more likely to get infected.
 

PK99

Legendary Member
Location
SW19
"Where are we going Piglet?" asked Pooh.

"We need to get supplies," said Piglet. "For the Coronavirus"

"Ahh," said Pooh, nodding in understanding. "Things like bread, milk, cough mixture, tissues and cat litter even though we don't have a cat?"

Piglet did a little laugh, and a sort of leap and bit of a cough. "No," said Piglet. "No, those aren't the sort of supplies we need at all! What we need are family sized bags of chocolate buttons, massive toblerone, jelly babies and crunchies and a freezer full of stuffed crust pizzas, and all of the Prosecco that we can possibly carry, so that when we get quarantined we won't mind it even slightly. THOSE are supplies."

All of a sudden, Pooh thought that the idea of coronavirus didn't seem quite so bad, and actually, getting quarantined with Piglet and their supplies really didn't sound such a terrible thing after all.

"Oh Piglet," said Pooh. "I really do think you are a very wise animal."
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
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Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
MacDonalds touch screens
MrsD was in Argos last week and a woman using a touch screen just openly sneezed 3 times.....right onto the screen. No tissue and no attempt to control it.
I asked "why did you not say something"?
Scary answer was "she was black, I was frightened she might accuse me of being racist".
I know that, given time to think, there were several options but point is..........those touch screens can be deadly.
 

nickyboy

Norven Mankey
Chief Medical Officer has said that their models suggest a peak infection rate in 2-3 months time. 50% of all infections will occur in a 3 week period and 95% within a 9 week period.

So based on that, we might expect the new infections to peak May/June and drop to a very small number by July/August

What is unknown is the number of total infections. A lot of that is down to us and the various mitigation strategies available to us
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
MrsD was in Argos last week and a woman using a touch screen just openly sneezed 3 times.....right onto the screen. No tissue and no attempt to control it.
I asked "why did you not say something"?
Scary answer was "she was black, I was frightened she might accuse me of being racist".
I know that, given time to think, there were several options but point is..........those touch screens can be deadly.

At the hospital yesterday, young couple go to their car (parked in a disabled bay with no badge) as I'm getting the wife's wheelchair out of the back of ours. He gets in, winds down the window and gobs out of it. Cue torrent of abuse from me and he roars away giving me the finger. Ignorant arse.
 
At the hospital yesterday, young couple go to their car (parked in a disabled bay with no badge) as I'm getting the wife's wheelchair out of the back of ours. He gets in, winds down the window and gobs out of it. Cue torrent of abuse from me and he roars away giving me the finger. Ignorant arse.
Makes you wonder if the world is worth saving !
 
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