I demand to be free to swing a baseball bat at head height, even in crowded areas. I don't see why other people are avoiding us just because of this, I haven't been hit by a baseball bat, those 140,000 people who have been hit and killed must have had pre-existing conditions. And now that almost 50% of people have two baseball-bat-resistant hats on it's even less of an issue, despite the rate of baseball-bat/head collisions accelerating rapidly.
We simply have to learn to live with baseball bats being swung at heads, including those who have no option but to enter areas full of people swinging baseball bats. You can't live in fear of being hit by a baseball bat, what kind of life is that at a*SMASH*
Is my analogy a bit heavy-handed? Good.