Bike lock advice

[brand]

Yawn, I'm the silly one yet you routinely leave your £1200 bike unlocked guarded only by a barmaid's casual visits for the frozen peas?? Again a certain irony

I'll criticise anyone whose rationale is as thick as yours

Oh yeah and I ain't little..........

Oh I don't think the Landlady would like to be called the barmaid... Mind I did say the Landlady...and why would the barmaid be fetching frozen peas? And I did say I could see it from the bar and therefore so could the rest of the pub. I also said the kitchen door was always open and there are people grooming horses in the yard...do you think the latter might cycle of with it and leave the horse behind? So your statement "guarded only by a barmaid's casual visits for the frozen peas? " was a......lie?
Now I went to the pub that was 12 miles away last night. I brought my lock with me as I don't know that many people there and it is about half mile from one of those A roads. But I brought the wrong set of keys so could not lock it up!!
So how would you feel if it had been stolen:-
A/ unhappy because your premiums will go up or
B/ really pleased as in a I told you sort so of way?

I'll criticise anyone whose rationale is as thick as yours

Wipe your mouth the bile is dripping out.

Oh yeah and I ain't little..........

Quite the hard man from the other end of the internet but then a lot of people are!

PS won 2 kilos of sausages in the meat raffle not equal to the value of the bike obviously!

 

[brand]

And some areas are populated by people from a shallow gene pool who wouldn't be able to work out how to get back in if they lock the door.

So your bike will be safe round them as they won't be able to work out how the peddles work never mind how to take the lock of!

 

[brand]

I suspect your bikes might be more pampered than mine.

6 miles nearest shop, I don't drive and there is only one scheduled bus a week. I clean my bike every,............. Not all that often.... I will go with 3 monthly. In a rural area that counts as camouflage!

 

[brand]

The fact remains that some areas are populated by a high density of thieves (Liverpool, for example), whereas others are not. I feel safe not locking stuff.

I was very disappointed when no one knocked on to tell me I had left my wallet on the firewood chopping block. It had been there all weekend and the money was soaked.

 

[brand]

I sometimes don't even lock my doors.

What's a door?

 

[vickster]

So your bike will be safe round them as they won't be able to work out how the peddles work never mind how to take the lock of!

What are peddles?

 

[brand]

Nexus 7 crap spelling​

 

[Big Nick]

Oh I don't think the Landlady would like to be called the barmaid... Mind I did say the Landlady...and why would the barmaid be fetching frozen peas? And I did say I could see it from the bar and therefore so could the rest of the pub. I also said the kitchen door was always open and there are people grooming horses in the yard...do you think the latter might cycle of with it and leave the horse behind? So your statement "guarded only by a barmaid's casual visits for the frozen peas? " was a......lie?
Now I went to the pub that was 12 miles away last night. I brought my lock with me as I don't know that many people there and it is about half mile from one of those A roads. But I brought the wrong set of keys so could not lock it up!!
So how would you feel if it had been stolen:-
A/ unhappy because your premiums will go up or
B/ really pleased as in a I told you sort so of way?

Wipe your mouth the bile is dripping out.


Quite the hard man from the other end of the internet but then a lot of people are!

PS won 2 kilos of sausages in the meat raffle not equal to the value of the bike obviously!

You are one weird person

Did I say anything about being 'hard', it was a response to you calling me 'little' so in your strange rationale was that a......lie you told?

Not sure why you think I'd be 'pleased' someone got their bike stolen and the fact you suggest it probably says a lot more about you than me

 

[brand]

Doesn't change anything you said only a barmaid checks my bike that was a lie end off. And the rest was just for good measure!!!
PS I would have more to blather on about but I need to eat I only got home a few hours ago.

 

[brand]

No need to be so combative - I couldn't give a stuff whether you lock your bike or not.

As you have pointed out many times, that is up to you.

I hope for your sake NFU will pay out on an unlocked bike.
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I didn't quote you?