Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

My wife said she wanted to donate her old clothes to starving people.
I told her that anyone who fitted her clothes couldn't be starving.

 

[Dave7]

I just found a guy urinating next to my car.
I asked "what the hell do you think you are doing"?
He said "don't worry, I represent wee by any car"

 

[mistyoptic]

IPA lot when I drink beer

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

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Can I have a long red tie to go with that?

 

[tyred]

 

[Moon bunny]

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Do you mind not posting about my place of work on my day off please? TIA.

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He’s never been in the Natural History Museum after closing time.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dag Hammar]

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100% accurate. When I was younger and first married there were so many things I wanted but did not have the money available. Mid life, getting there and starting to buy pretty much anything I wanted.
Early seventies now and with my children getting on to me to sort out all the “stuff” I’ve accumulated over the years.
Credit where credit is due, I sold one of my five bikes last November thereby reducing my fleet to four and 50 minutes ago I sold a ladies Raleigh that was unused and surplus..
God bless Facebook Marketplace.

 

[Dave7]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are round your throat she is quite angry.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]