Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

My wife said she wanted to donate her old clothes to starving people.
I told her that anyone who fitted her clothes couldn't be starving.

 

[Dave7]

I just found a guy urinating next to my car.
I asked "what the hell do you think you are doing"?
He said "don't worry, I represent wee by any car"

 

[mistyoptic]

IPA lot when I drink beer

 

[craigwend]