Any good jokes ... ?

[Pinno718]

My theory for why the USAians refer to maths as math is they needed to strip off the 's' to add it to Lego to get the incorrect plural of Legos

He's right you know.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

It's the American name.

AKA - wrong

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Foul or blatantly pornographic definitely doesn't. Anything overtly sexist, racist etc doesn't. Ditto political jokes. Keep 'em clean and you'll be ok.

Political ones have a place in "The Other Place" - link at the top of the page
it needs a separate registration and is unmoderated - I think
opinions can vary on there

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Political ones have a place in "The Other Place" - link at the top of the page
it needs a separate registration and is unmoderated - I think
opinions can vary on there

Yes, it is completely unmoderated - all we do over 'this side' is process the applications to join.

 

[Profpointy]

I asked my mother which European city does the best deer meat and she said.......


I'll let you fill in this yourselves because I lost the will to live before the punch line.

Took me longer than it should have done, but very good !

 

[roadrash]

My wife and I have decided we don't want kids
It was a hard decision but we've decided to tell them tonight

 

[roadrash]

 

[Seevio]

I asked my mother which European city does the best deer meat and she said.......


I'll let you fill in this yourselves because I lost the will to live before the punch line.

I too, have lost the will for you to live.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I think my favourite Irish joke concerns the foreman recruiting at his building site. Keen to check that the guy knows his trade he asks a few questions "Tell me Seamus, what's the difference between a joist and a girder". "To be sure I know that; it was Goethe that wrote Faust and Joyce that wrote Ulysees"

(A cod Irish accent helps)

Co-incidentally, BBC4 rebroadcast a Dave Allen special, earlier this week (Monday, I think?) & that joke was told by the great man

 

[postman]

Mrs P deserves a weekend away.So i rang a hotel to book a romantic few days.A voice answered the phone,best western i replied High Noon then they cut me off.

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

My favourite Ken Dodd joke.

Liverpool is the most environmentally friendly city in Britain.

All the churches are unleaded.

 

[Pinno718]

Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful.

 

[tyred]

 

[slow scot]

Took me longer than it should have done, but very good

Just got it!