Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

No distinction between the singular and plural. Ver annoying. There's no thread for the trivially annoying things on CC.

Yet

 

[Alex321]

No distinction between the singular and plural. Ver annoying. There's no thread for the trivially annoying things on CC.

Yes there is
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/trivial-things-that-make-you-annoyed-beyond-expectations.123600/

there is also one for trivial questions
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/q...gardless-of-how-trivial-they-may-seem.274840/

 

[Pinno718]

Ta muchly.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Shortfall]

Hi. Refugee from Bikeradar forum here. Are rude jokes allowed on here then?

 

[raleighnut]

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I think we've had the one where Stevie Nicks refused to marry him and take the name 'Stevie Shatner Nicks' but for the benefit of the 'newbies from bike radar it's worth posting again

 

[PaulB]

This has been voted the Best Joke in Ireland.

John raises a glass and says "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of my wife!" A cheer goes up and he wins the accolade of delivering the best toast of the night.

He goes home and proudly tells his wife he won the award for his toast the night before. "Oh aye, and what would that be then?" " Well my love, my toast was 'May I spend the rest of me life sat in church next to me wife'". "Ah, that's lovely, that John. I'm proud of ye."

Then she goes out to the shops where she bumps into one of her husband's drinking buddies. He spots the opportunity and goes over to her asking if she heard of her husband's toast the night before. She says, "Yes, but I was very surprised. He's only been there twice in the last four years and the last time I had to drag him by the ears to make him come.".

 

[Moderators]

Hi. Refugee from Bikeradar forum here. Are rude jokes allowed on here then?

Foul or blatantly pornographic definitely doesn't. Anything overtly sexist, racist etc doesn't. Ditto political jokes. Keep 'em clean and you'll be ok.

 

[raleighnut]

This has been voted the Best Joke in Ireland.

John raises a glass and says "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of my wife!" A cheer goes up and he wins the accolade of delivering the best toast of the night.

He goes home and proudly tells his wife he won the award for his toast the night before. "Oh aye, and what would that be then?" " Well my love, my toast was 'May I spend the rest of me life sat in church next to me wife'". "Ah, that's lovely, that John. I'm proud of ye."

Then she goes out to the shops where she bumps into one of her husband's drinking buddies. He spots the opportunity and goes over to her asking if she heard of her husband's toast the night before. She says, "Yes, but I was very surprised. He's only been there twice in the last four years and the last time I had to drag him by the ears to make him come.".

Nah I know a better one from years back.

2 Priests 1 from Spain and the other from Ireland are waiting for an audience with the Pope and fall into conversation,
"In my country" says the Spanish Priest " we have this saying manana, manana meaning tomorrow, tomorrow do you have a similar saying in your country"
The Irish Priest thinks for a bit then replies "No I don't think we have anything with that sense of urgency behind it"

 

[morrisman]

Genuine question, why is mathematics often referred to as “math”. When I was at school the subject was always known and spoken of as “maths”.
Make no mistake, I find calling it “math” very annoying.

My theory for why the USAians refer to maths as math is they needed to strip off the 's' to add it to Lego to get the incorrect plural of Legos