Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

Sorry.

Sorry is not quite enough.

 

[Pinno718]

No, it's good.

 

[Pinno718]

Interesting fact for football fans.

Most people know that The Proclaimers are massive Hibs fans and that their fantastic song Sunshine On Leith is sung at games. But something a lot of you do not realise is that many years ago , brothers Craig and Charlie both worked as groundsmen for the club.

They got the sack after players complained that the grass was too long and it ruined their passing game.

The brothers blamed this on DIY store B and Q

They went to Bathgate no mower, Linwood no mower, Irvine no mower, Lochaber no mower, Sutherland no mower, Lewis no mower, Skye no mower...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

Paddy says to Murphy "my friend came off his motorbike yesterday "
Really says Murphy.
Yep, says Paddy, he has brain damage, 2 broken arms, a broken leg and his eyesight is damaged.
Murphy says "bl**dy he'll, its no wonder he came off his bike".

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[Dave7]

Paddy asks Mick "why do you keep an empty milk bottle in your fridge".
Obvious says Mick, in case I have a visitor that want a black coffee.

 

[postman]

Sat in a & e,fractured eye socket ,it seems the answer to the quiz was not self raising.When asked what is Mrs P's favourite flower for the first prize of a luxury weekend away.

 

[Gwylan]

Sat in a & e,fractured eye socket ,it seems the answer to the quiz was not self raising.When asked what is Mrs P's favourite flower for the first prize of a luxury weekend away.

You got busted then!

 

[Pinno718]

Sat in a & e,fractured eye socket ,it seems the answer to the quiz was not self raising.When asked what is Mrs P's favourite flower for the first prize of a luxury weekend away.

I really hope the Mrs P's don't get mixed up. On the other hand...

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I have to see a Cairo practor.

 

[flopner]