Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I once had a girlfriend who was actually a ghost. My suspicions were aroused as soon as she walked through the door.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

My girlfriend has accused me of cheating on her.
Really annoyed me and she sounds just like my wife.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Pinno718]

Have you walked 500 miles? Have you been advised to walk 500 more? If so, you could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers hotline now.








I'll get my coat.

 

[PaulB]

This recession is really starting to bite, isn't it? My brother's having to tighten his belt now. Mind you, he's a heroin addict so no real change there.

 

[Pinno718]

I used to recycle old shoes. After a while, I couldn't do it anymore. It was soul destroying.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Moon bunny]

Boney M were sat in Ra’s boat as it made its way across the sky. Suddenly Bobby Farrell announced he really needed a toilet, ”You’ll have to wait” said the others . “I can’t “ said ourBobby, as he sat cross legged and waving to and fro. He was just about to put his bottom over the side of the boat when one of Ra’s attendants stopped him, saying it would fall to earth and the people would think the god was angry with them. “Here, use this” and handed him a metal container. Bobby was a touch constipated by now, so :
Rrr, Rrr,
In Ra’s Pootin.

 

[Moon bunny]

Sorry.