Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Did you know - you can you distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by noting whether the animal expects to see you later or in a while…🐊🐊

 

[Speicher]

Do you know the difference between a post box and an elephant?

 

[nellietheelephant]

Do you know the difference between a post box and an elephant?

An elephant's grey, & a post box is red.
What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here come the post boxes!
He was colour blind.

 

[Speicher]

If you do not know the difference between an elephant and a post box, I will not ask you to post a letter!

 

[Profpointy]

If you do not know the difference between an elephant and a post box, I will not ask you to post a letter!

A friend, when seeing an instance of "builder's bum" would comment, "that reminds me, I need to post that letter"

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

A friend, when seeing an instance of "builder's bum" would comment, "that reminds me, I need to post that letter"

"I've found somewhere to park my bike!"

 

[postman]

At my age i must say i have a lot of things going for me.

My eyesight is one,my hearing,my hair,my teeth.

 

[flopner]

 

[Cavalol]

Juan and Amal are identical twins, but their mother only has a picture of one of them in her purse, because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!

 

[tyred]

I was working today, I didn't want to be late, so tried to leave a little earlier.

It didn't work. My boss came over and reminded me I had another seven hours to go.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[tyred]

someone has seen me preparing for a Teams meeting at work!

 

[Gwylan]

View attachment 763559 someone has seen me preparing for a Teams meeting at work!

Is Teams the pits?
Have a client that uses it - always someone has problems. Bad sound, no video, jumpy screens. People drop in and out.

Or is this the new way to work and I'm missing the point?

I remember when a telex was the d.b. Then later you struggled to find someone else with a fax machine.