Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Did you know - you can you distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by noting whether the animal expects to see you later or in a while…🐊🐊

 

[Speicher]

Do you know the difference between a post box and an elephant?

 

[nellietheelephant]

Do you know the difference between a post box and an elephant?

An elephant's grey, & a post box is red.
What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here come the post boxes!
He was colour blind.

 

[Speicher]

If you do not know the difference between an elephant and a post box, I will not ask you to post a letter!

 

[Profpointy]

If you do not know the difference between an elephant and a post box, I will not ask you to post a letter!

A friend, when seeing an instance of "builder's bum" would comment, "that reminds me, I need to post that letter"

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

A friend, when seeing an instance of "builder's bum" would comment, "that reminds me, I need to post that letter"

"I've found somewhere to park my bike!"