Any good jokes ... ?

[raleighnut]

The bad news is that they never leave. They get more expensive know way more than you.
It's a surprise to them that you got this far in the game.
Then they just go off into orbit.
Some orbits are long, others can be very short.

They will be amazed how much smarter you are now they are 25 compared to when they were 16.

Aye but some of them are like boomerangs, they keep coming back

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

I went to a very nice cafe in Headingley today.i told the waiter i am Vegan and have a gluten problem.what can you suggest,

A taxi he replied.

 

[postman]

I am that lazy i would come fourth in any competition,so i would not have to walk to the podium.

 

[postman]

My neighbour came round this morning and asked did i know what time it was.Luckily for him i was up practising my drums.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis.
I replied, "That's 15 love."

 

[craigwend]