Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

You had pumps?

Such a simple reply has brought laughter to my face.Also a big smile.

 

[postman]

He might have been a ballet dancer. Not sure how common plastic bags were in the 50s though.

Pumps or sometimes called plimsolls those black things.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[morrisman]

Pumps or sometimes called plimsolls those black things.

Oh! you mean daps

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Oh! you mean daps

gutties

 

[Poacher]

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Hard to overstate my delight that @Rocky was first to like this!

 

[oldfatfool]

You had wellies you were lucky,we tied plastic bags to our pumps.

Socked foot inside a Danish bread bag, then shoe over. 👍

 

[mistyoptic]

Socked foot inside a Danish bread bag, then shoe over. 👍

Did that keep your feet toastie warm?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

You had pumps?

How else do you fix a puncture????

 

[Slick]

0How else do you fix a puncture????

Wooden wagon style wheels never got punctured.

 

[cyberknight]

Pumps or sometimes called plimsolls those black things.

 

[Tenkaykev]

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That's terrible, but not as bad as the one about Little Richard who, as a keen gardener, liked to lop back the Rhubarb and chop Bamboo...

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex321]

Oh! you mean daps

I thought that was a purely Welsh usage?