Any good jokes ... ?

[Sterlo]

I'll see your Keaton and raise you, Harold Lloyd.
View: https://youtu.be/ttUMrHl5bUo

I'll agree Harold Lloyd did great stunts, but personally I didn't find him that funny. Keaton was the classic droll and life's loser.

 

[Slick]

I'll agree Harold Lloyd did great stunts, but personally I didn't find him that funny. Keaton was the classic droll and life's loser.

I found Harold Lloyd a comical genius, but different strokes and all that.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[postman]

I was sat in church this morning.During a quiet time of reflection I heard a voice.Robert dear and faithful old servant,I wish to treat you.Give me a task I can do for you.Wow I have always wanted to cycle to America then across its beautiful lands.Can you build a car and people free bridge.Oh now come on Robert be sensible,think of something else.Oh ok how about Leeds United beat Bournemouth today.Robert faithful servant this bridge how many arches and lamps do you need.

 

[newts]

I was sat in church this morning.During a quiet time of reflection I heard a voice.Robert dear and faithful old servant,I wish to treat you.Give me a task I can do for you.Wow I have always wanted to cycle to America then across its beautiful lands.Can you build a car and people free bridge.Oh now come on Robert be sensible,think of something else.Oh ok how about Leeds United beat Bournemouth today.Robert faithful servant this bridge how many arches and lamps do you need.

How's the bridge coming along?

 

[oldwheels]

 

[Jameshow]

I was sat in church this morning.During a quiet time of reflection I heard a voice.Robert dear and faithful old servant,I wish to treat you.Give me a task I can do for you.Wow I have always wanted to cycle to America then across its beautiful lands.Can you build a car and people free bridge.Oh now come on Robert be sensible,think of something else.Oh ok how about Leeds United beat Bournemouth today.Robert faithful servant this bridge how many arches and lamps do you need.

 

[craigwend]

I was sat in church this morning.During a quiet time of reflection I heard a voice.Robert dear and faithful old servant,I wish to treat you.Give me a task I can do for you.Wow I have always wanted to cycle to America then across its beautiful lands.Can you build a car and people free bridge.Oh now come on Robert be sensible,think of something else.Oh ok how about Leeds United beat Bournemouth today.Robert faithful servant this bridge how many arches and lamps do you need.

 

[Cavalol]

Just been up in the loft, spraying the mice with WD 40. It doesn't kill them, it just stops them squeaking.

 

[colly]

Coming to a supermarket near you!









Unfortunately it's no joke.

 

[tyred]

 

[richardfm]

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Coming to a supermarket near you!









Unfortunately it's no joke.

Why is it in the joke thread then?
Presumably it's a bag of bird food.

 

[colly]

Why is it in the joke thread then?
Presumably it's a bag of bird food.

Clearly a bag of bird food yes. But 'insect flavour' ? Birds do have taste buds I understand. But how long will it be before we are being flogged insects. I can not imagine it becoming much of a selling point.

 

[Gillstay]

Atleast they managed to say insect rather then the incorrect Bugs !