Any good jokes ... ?

[All uphill]

Daps around here (Gloucester) too.

And Somerset

 

[oldfatfool]

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More reliable and probably last longer than the vehicle pictured.

 

[flopner]

My family can't decide if we want to have grandma cremated or buried.
So we let her live.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I just took a poll, and 100% of people were quite annoyed when their tent fell down...

 

[Speicher]

I just took a poll, and 100% of people were quite annoyed when their tent fell down...

Which guy did you rope in to help you?

 

[Andy in Germany]

This is absolutely true:

 

[Cavalol]

I went to the snooker club this afternoon and got a 147.

It's the only bus that goes that way.

 

[Seevio]

Pray for me. I have a meeting with the bank later. If it is successful I will be out of debt and own outright everything I now have. I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask!

 

[Jameshow]

Sorry to say I overdosed on Viagra earlier....

However good news is I got the job as a marquee erector ....!

Did you hear about the scaffolder who had erectile disfunction?

He couldn't do his job any more...!

 

[srj10]

Happy Star Wars Day
May the 4th be with you.
What do you call a Star Wars Android that takes the long way?
R2Detour.

 

[Threevok]

Happy Star Wars Day

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

To anyone celebrating Star Wars Day, I'd just like to say...

Live Long and Prosper!

 

[Profpointy]

To anyone celebrating Star Wars Day, I'd just like to say...

Live Long and Prosper!

Now there's a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is

 

[tyred]