Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Q. What do you call a cult that's hard to join?
A. A difficult.

 

[Cavalol]

My missus and I were watching ‘Dirty Dancing’ whilst eating dinner last night. When she got up to make a cuppa, I sneakily took the herbs off her plate and put them on to mine.

I’ve had the thyme off my wife.

 

[tyred]

 

[sheddy]

Recycled from a while back

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

My mate Iain has one eye bigger than the other.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Was the tatto artists mistake in putting the space in the wrong place for Nora Grets?

 

[Tenkaykev]

Was the tatto artist's mistake in putting the space in the wrong place for Nora Grets?

Perhaps he’d had a few…

 

[JtB]

Perhaps he’d had a few…

Or maybe he was just doing it his way.

 

[Speicher]

My mate Iain has one eye bigger than the other.

Who nose what caused it?