Any good jokes ... ?

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Chris S

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Speicher

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My nieces think their teacher is a dinosaur, a doyathinkshesaurus.
 

tyred

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presta

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That reminds me of the last time I was at Eskdale YHA.

Just after lights out the was a sound like someone running water in the washbasin, then someone said "are you alright" and switched the light on. It was a guy stood at the side of his bed piddling on the floor, apparently he was in a sleepwalk, dreaming that he'd been on a train and got off at the station to go for a pee.

When I left in the morning the poor bloke was still in bed, turned toward the wall, too embarrassed to face anyone.
 

presta

Guru
Date: What do you do?
Me: [holds up menu] You just choose a meal from this book of food.

Date: What do you do?
Me: Design radios.
Date: What, you mean you draw them?

Date: What do you do?
Me: I'm a radio engineer.
Date: So, you're a car mechanic...
 

Profpointy

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Date: What do you do?
Me: Design radios.
Date: What, you mean you draw them?

Date: What do you do?
Me: I'm a radio engineer.
Date: So, you're a car mechanic...

I've long since given up explain to my dad what an IT designer does
 
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